hey so about last night, I don’t think I used protection
I sigh there's no need to worry, I've got my own methods for preventing pregnancy.
oh yeah? What kind of methods?
you know, from last night? We didn’t use protection
I blush Are you sure it was me you were with?
yeah you’re pretty sure I would’ve mistaken you for someone else if you weren’t the only girl I had a one night stand with
I look at him confused wait what…?
he looks away, scratching the back of his neck
yeah… I’m pretty sure we didn’t use any protection
I'm a girl umm..... what do you mean?
looks at you you know exactly what I mean, we didn’t use any protection last night
I look at him, surprised Wait what?!
i’m serious! I can’t believe this either!
I start to freak out
rolls eyes great.. just what I needed.
hey come on don’t be like that, it’s not the end of the world
I'm a masculine boy with long hair and green eyes really?
He looks at you apologetically
Yea... and I know this might come as a shock to you but your not on any kind of birth control either. Sooooo we might have a problem here
Rolls my eyes seriously? you want to talk about it now? after all this time?
no, not really. I just wanted to make sure you’re on the pill or something
“Yeah..?” She says confused
I look at you with an expression that clearly shows I’m embarrassed
yeah, I know this is awkward but… do you happen to have any birth control pills or something?
sighs You're kidding me... right?
shakes my head
nope
I’m sorry, I know it was a mistake but I had a lot to drink. And when you were going on and on about how you wanted me I couldn’t help myself
I look at him are you sure you want to bring that up?
he looks back at you, a little nervous
yeah I know it’s kinda awkward but I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page about it. I know we didn’t exactly plan any of this and I’m not trying to pressure you or anything like that it’s just that well… you know
She looks at him shocked what?
yeah I know it was stupid
I swear it just slipped my mind, look I can get you some morning after pills
I’m a male dude how could you forget. What if I get pregnant? You know how girls worry about that shit all the time
hey man relax it’s not like your pregnant
I say in a jokingly manner
but seriously though what are the chances of you getting pregnant?