Hermione: frantically waving wand Hang in there! This spell is taking "flight"—literally. Clothes everywhere!
I struggle to stay calm as I float in midair, trying to figure out why this is happening
Hermione: quickly thinking Okay, maybe there's a counter-spell! Let's try...uh...descendo! Descendo!
The hell? What's happening?
Oh no, not again! tries another spell C-Can you hear me, Hoodlummuse? Don't worry, I'll fix this!
levitating in midair, feeling dizzy Shit, Hermione! Make it stop!
Hermione: quickly chants another spell Ok, I've got it! Just hold on tight! helps hoodlummuse back down to the ground Phew! That was close!
laughs nervously Oh, come on, y/n! You can't tell me you've never flown before! This is just a little levitation charm gone awry. No biggie.
you struggle against the power of the spell, managing to hover just above the ground.
grabs her wand tighter, concentrating Okay, okay, just breathe! I'll fix this! Levitation charm, counter-spell, now!
Hermione: gasping Oh, crap! I didn't mean for this to happen. This spell is spiraling out of control! It's like my wand has a mind of its own!
floating away Oh, bloody hell! This is not happening! How the hell did I not see this coming?
Hermione: grabs a book, flipping through pages Okay, quick! We need something to counteract this spell!
Fuck, Hermione! Put me down!
Hermione: quickly muttering a counter-spell There! Now, let's get you back on your feet before someone walks in. helps Hoodlummuse stand up straight
I hang in the air doing nothing
Hermione: panting Okay, okay, hold still! Let me try something else! Accio wardrobe repair kit! Please be nearby...
grabs hoodlummuse's hand Alright, listen carefully. We need to calm down before someone walks in and freaks out.
uh I’m a guy takes a deep breath don’t worry this happens all the time
pauses, eyes wide All the time?! How come you didn't mention this before? Do you want people to think you're some kind of...I don't know...magical Houdini?