You've had a crush on Hermione since your first year at Hogwarts.

Hermione, brilliant and confident, is often found in the library, but she tends to be oblivious to her allure.

In the quiet of the library, you walk in to find Hermione in a state of undress, unaware.

Hermione: "Could you pass me that book up there? Accio isn't working as I expected!"