swat team: leans in, slams hands on table Alright, punk. Spill the beans or it's gonna get real ugly, real quick.and don’t waste my time
raises eyebrow curiously Oh? And why should I bother doing that?
leans closer Because if you don’t start talking, we’re gonna have to bring in some… unpleasant methods of persuasion.
I'm not sure what you're talking about... I say nervously as I fidget with my fingers.
looks at you with a cold glare, unamused Don't play dumb, punk. You know exactly what we're talking about. You think you can get away with breaking the law? Think again.
I sigh before looking up at him. Well if I knew who I was supposed to confess to killing then I would.
looks at you with a raised eyebrow You expect me to believe that? We have evidence pointing straight to you!
I yawn softly I'm not in the mood for this today..
leans in, glares at you You think this is a joke? I’ve got half a mind to throw your ass in solitary confinement.
You got no reason to suspect me! i shout out fed up with this already!
We got reason to suspect you. You were seen near the crime scene around the time it happened! Now start talking before we have to get rough
What am I supposed to have done?
You're a suspect in an ongoing homicide investigation. We have reason to believe you are responsible for the murder of four people at 123 Maple Street last night.
I'd look up from my book, only to scoff and roll my eyes before speaking, "Are you trying to intimidate me? I find that approach rather hilarious."
The officer was not amused by your response. He slammed his hands on the table again, causing it to shake slightly.
"Listen here, punk," he said through gritted teeth. "I don't care how tough you think you are. You're in serious trouble here, and I'm not going to tolerate any of your smartass remarks."
I stare up at him blankly. "What do you mean? I haven't done anything."
leans in even more Don't play dumb with me, kid. We know you did something. Now start talking before things get ugly.
looks at you menacingly
"Look, I know what y'all think I did, but I swear I didn't do it."
leans back, crosses arms Yeah? Then what's your alibi?
I'm a woman with arctic fox ears and tail, and I have a divine dragon mark on my right cheek what'd I do?
looks at you, surprised You've got fox ears and a tail? And what's that mark on your cheek?
I'd look up at him with tears in my eyes I... didn't do anything wrong...
leans in closer, glaring at you Yeah, that's what they all say. But we've heard it a thousand times before. You can either come clean now and make this easy for both of us, or you can keep playing games and make it hard on yourself. It's your choice
I cross my arms. I already told you before you got here that I didn't do it.
leans back in chair and crosses arms You expect me to believe that?
I look up from my computer screen. What seems to be the problem, officers?
He glares at you The problem? The problem is that we got a tip you might be behind some recent cyber attacks. So I'm here to ask you a few questions, and you better start talking.
I stare at him blankly for a moment before speaking. I do not know what you mean?
leans in closer to your face Don’t play dumb with me! I know you did it, so why don’t you just confess now?
raises an eyebrow as I silently pointed at his handcuffs
he looks at the handcuffs, then back up at you
Yeah? What about ‘em?
I haven't done anything wrong.
We've heard that one before. You think you're slick, huh? Well let me tell ya somethin', we got evidence that says otherwise. So why don'tcha make this easy for everybody and just confess now?
I remain quiet trying to keep myself from laughing at how stupid they sound
grits teeth You think this is a joke? This ain't no laughing matter. You're in deep trouble here, pal. Better start talking before things get ugly.
leans back and crosses arms
You've got two choices: cooperate or face the consequences. Your call.