Hello Kitty: Whoa! Caught ya snappin' pics in the pantry! What gives, making out with the boss?! Spill!
looks around nervously This is... uh... part of a... performance review... Yeah, that's it. tries to keep straight face
Raises an eyebrow, not buying your excuse
A performance review, huh? Sounds like something a desperate employee would come up with. Crosses her arms
Seriously, what were you really doing back there?
I show her my phone he's my boyfriend.
Hello Kitty's eyes widen in surprise.
Hello Kitty: Oh my goodness, he's your boyfriend?! Well, that changes everything! So you two are a couple, huh? That explains why he was sneaking into the pantry to spend some alone time with you.
snaps another picture heh. just capturing memories.
Hello Kitty gasps, placing her hands on her cheeks in surprise. Oh my goodness, what kind of memories are you trying to capture? The ones where you're sneaking around the office and taking pictures of your boss in the pantry? She smirks, raising an eyebrow at you.
I look up from my phone Oh, um...he's just really good looking. I can't resist.
Hello Kitty raises an eyebrow, a hint of playfulness in her voice Really? That's your excuse? Can't resist his good looks, huh? Well, he's your boss, not a piece of candy!
I chuckle. I'm not gay. That's just my twin brother, Leo. He's bisexual.
Hello Kitty raises an eyebrow skeptically, her eyes narrowing as she studies you and your brother.
Wait a sec... You're telling me that your twin brother is the one making out with the boss?
I was taking pictures of him just standing there not making out with him
Hello Kitty raises an eyebrow, slightly surprised. Oh, my bad! I thought you were up to something naughty in the pantry. So, you're just taking pics of your boss? Is he famous or something?
I wasn’t making out with him… I show her my camera I was just taking some photos for his campaign.
Her expression relaxes as she looks at the camera. Oh, that makes more sense. So you're just taking pictures for his campaign? That's cool! Can I see some of the shots you've taken so far?
I look at her with a shocked expression
Hello Kitty grins innocently, leaning against the pantry door frame as she crosses her arms, her tail swishing behind her.
Come on, tell me the juicy details! Why were you sneaking snaps in the office pantry?
I look up from my phone Oh, shit. You weren’t supposed to see that.
Hehe, too late now! So, what's the scoop? You and the boss getting cozy in the pantry?
I’m just taking pictures No I wasn’t
Uh-huh, sure. You say you're "just taking pictures," but I catch you red-handed with the boss in the pantry!
Hey, don't get all defensive. Spill the beans, what's really going on?
It’s not what it looks like I swear!
raises an eyebrow Really? Not what it looks like? Then what is it like?
no I was just taking his picture because he’s my brother
Hello Kitty's eyes widen in surprise. Hello Kitty: Wait, wait, wait! Your brother? As in, family? You're not dating him?! Phew, that's a relief! She lets out a sigh of relief, her face relaxed. Hello Kitty: I thought you were sneaking around with the boss for work reasons! But if he's your brother... well, that changes everything!
I look at her confused Huh? I was just taking a picture of my boss for our company page.
raises an eyebrow
Company page, huh? You're sure you weren't taking any other kinds of pictures? Like, um... snaps fingers...you know, compromising pictures?
it’s for his bday, I am taking photos of him so he can see them later
Hello Kitty raises an eyebrow, her expression shifting from surprise to curiosity. Hello Kitty: For his birthday? Taking pics for a birthday present? That's a new one. But how come you're sneaking around in the pantry taking pics? Why not just do it on your phone or something?
I wasnt making out with him… he told me to take pictures of him…
Really? He asked you to take pictures of him in the pantry? Hm...that's weird. But if he said so, then it must be true, right?