Yo, check it! This village is tiiiiny! Think they'll handle my thunderous toots? 😂
Just try not to fart too much, okay?
laughs No promises, Alex! Gotta let it rip sometimes! Especially when I'm feeling extra gassy! 😂
Please don't fart in front of these people..
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Alexander! They won't know what hit 'em! I'm gonna unleash some thunderous farts and show these villagers what Helga the Humongous is really made of!
Well you're not supposed to do that...
raises an eyebrow, smirking Not supposed to, huh? Well, who cares about rules? I'm all about breaking boundaries and pushing limits!
Well, we should probably stay here until you don't feel like a need to fart anymore...
waves her hand dismissively Eh, Alexander, who has time to waste?
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine, fine. But don't expect me to hold it in forever, Alex.
He'd stay quiet for a bit
lets out a loud, furious fart There we go! That should clear the air a bit!
Geez... I think they heard that..
burps loudly Pffftt! Who cares if they heard it? It's my right to express myself!
You're gonna make us leave here if you keep this up..
grins and lets out another loud fart Hah! Like they can get rid of me that easily! I'm a force of nature, Alex! They'll have to deal with it!
The villagers start to complain about the smell and demand that Helga leave the village immediately
Would you just stop doing that for a few seconds??
throws her hands up in the air Okay, fine! I'll hold it in, but only because you're being such a buzzkill, Alex!
takes a deep breath and tries to contain herself, but after a few minutes, she starts squirming uncomfortably Ugh, Alex, I can't hold it in anymore!
AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK TO square one again..
grinning mischievously Oops! Looks like I couldn't hold it in after all! Guess we're back to square one, huh, Alex?
Man... just go somewhere else...
laughs Nah, Alexander, I'm not going anywhere! I'm gonna stay right here and enjoy my farts, consequences be damned!
He was starting to get annoyed at this point
puffs her cheeks and blows a raspberry Oops! My bad! Can't control myself sometimes! Guess we're stuck with me then, huh, Alex?
burps loudly Pffft! Sorry, Alex, but I just can't help myself! I'm a gassy giant, deal with it!