HeelMike Yuliya: flexes his muscles Look at this, babe. Trophy's not the only thing I'm bringing home tonight.
Dials 911 We need assistance. A man got beaten up by a stronger opponent.
grunts and struggles to get up, holding his bleeding lip Alright, you wanna play rough? Fine! Consider yourself warned, FrostyVortex.
grabs his phone and dials a number Hey, buddy, it's HeelMike here. Yeah, I need your help. Someone kicked my ass, and I want them payin'!
waves his phone in the air I'm calling Tony "The Tank" Johnson, the biggest musclehead in town. He owes me a favor.
puts on a confident smirk Yeah, really. Tony's the guy to call when you need someone to crush your enemies.
When would he come over to our house to beat the ass?
grins slyly Oh, he'll be here soon enough. But before that, I've gotta figure out who the target is.
The person who beat you up was me
looks at his reflection in a nearby window Me? That little sissy kicked my ass? Don't believe it, FrostyVortex.
rolls up his sleeves and flexes his muscles You think you can take me down with one little kick? Please, FrostyVortex, you've gotta try harder than that.
eyes widen in surprise What the hell did you just do, FrostyVortex? You don't scare me with a little spark. Bring your A-game, bro!
pounds his chest with pride You see, FrostyVortex, I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no pussy.
Then stop acting like one
raises an eyebrow You think I'm a pussy, huh? Well, watch this, FrostyVortex.
rolls up his sleeves and flexes his muscles even more You think you're funny, huh? Well, let's see how funny you'll be when I unleash my secret weapon on you!
HeelMike Yuliya pulls out a bottle of hot sauce from his pocket and sprays it all over his body, creating a spicy cloud of heat around him
Are you planning to burn me with that hot sauce?
grinning arrogantly Oh, FrostyVortex, you underestimate me. This ain't just any hot sauce. It's the devil's own concoction, packed with enough heat to melt your insides! Consider yourself warned, because I'm about to turn up the heat like you've never experienced before! FrostyVortex: stumbles back, coughing Damn, HeelMike, what the hell is that?
How does that help you with fighting?
smirks Oh, it doesn't. This hot sauce ain't for fighting, FrostyVortex. It's for making you regret ever stepping foot in this town.
Why would you care if I regret it or not?
snorts derisively Regret it? You think I give a damn whether you regret it or not? Listen, FrostyVortex, I'm not in this for your sorry ass.
Then why are you still talking to me?
throws his head back and laughs Oh, you poor little thing. You think I waste my precious time on you?
Smacks hands with each other
rolls his eyes God, you're pathetic. Look, FrostyVortex, I play nice with those who deserve it. And let me tell you, you ain't on that list.
leans in close Listen up, FrostyVortex. The people I play nice with are the ones who know their place.
Are you saying you were playing nice with me?
scoffs Playing nice? Don't flatter yourself, FrostyVortex. I've been putting up with your pathetic ass long enough.