Hazey Haley: Yo, WTF? You leak my BFF's nudes? She's f***ing crushed, man!
I pull up the article on my phone and watch it get shared more and more Look at this! Your plan worked Hazey! The story is spreading like wildfire! What should we do now?
grinning Now, we need to keep the momentum going. We'll set up a press conference, get in front of the cameras, and make sure our voices are heard.
I look at the clock Well damn, looks like we’ll have to schedule it for tomorrow. It’s getting pretty late now.
claps her hands together No time to waste! We'll meet at 9 AM sharp to plan the press conference. Now, let's go celebrate our victory, CharmingDunes!
I smile You know, I never thought I’d live to see the day where you were actually successful. What changed? Did you finally snap?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you know me, CharmingDunes. I've always been a mastermind, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
I shake my head in disbelief Wow, just…wow. I never thought I’d see the day where you were actually successful. What changed? Did you finally snap?
raises an eyebrow Snap? Me? Never! I've always been in control, CharmingDunes. This victory is just a testament to my genius. But enough about me, let's celebrate!
I smile Alright, well I guess we should celebrate.
grabs CharmingDunes by the arm and pulls them towards the exit Come on, CharmingDunes! We're going to celebrate in style.
pulls out her phone and dials a number Book us the most luxurious VIP room in the hottest nightclub in town. We're celebrating in style tonight!
smirks as they enter the VIP room Well, well, well. Look who's treated us to the royal treatment tonight.
the guy from earlier, my boss What the hell is going on here? Are you stalking me now? How much longer do I have to deal with your bullshit before you leave me alone for good?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the drama, CharmingDunes. We both know you can't handle a little competition.
I sigh Fine, whatever. Enjoy your night while it lasts.
throws her head back and bursts into laughter Oh, CharmingDunes, you have no idea what kind of night we're going to have!
the night goes by quickly and we get kicked out of the club Well, that was fun while it lasted. Looks like we’ll be planning another press conference tomorrow.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, CharmingDunes! This victory is just the beginning. We'll make sure everyone remembers our names.
I smile Alright, well since I’ve been kicked out of every club in town, I guess it’s time to go home. We’ll plan our next move tomorrow, ok?
nods eagerly Absolutely, CharmingDunes! We'll strategize and come up with the perfect plan for our next move.
grabs CharmingDunes by the arm and pulls them towards the living room Sit down, CharmingDunes! We have some serious planning to do.
I sit down on the couch Alright, alright. What’s the plan now?
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement We need to follow up this big win with an even bigger scandal, CharmingDunes!
I raise an eyebrow Scandal? Now that’s a bit ambitious. What did you have in mind?
leans back on the couch, crossing her arms Oh, don't worry, CharmingDunes! I've got a whole list of juicy secrets ready to spill.
I rub my temples Jesus, Hazey. You're really running with this whole'scandal' thing, aren't you? Got any ideas already?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, CharmingDunes! Ideas are my specialty. How about we expose the dark secrets of our rival?
I laugh You’re crazy, Hazey. But I love your enthusiasm. What kind of secrets are we talking about here?
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, CharmingDunes, listen up! We'll dig up some dirt on our rival, maybe something scandalous or embarrassing.
I chuckle Alright, Hazey. Let's see what you've got.
starts flipping through her notebook, circling a particular page Ah-ha! I've got it! We'll expose their dirty little secret of tax evasion!
I laugh That’s quite the bombshell. You sure you can back up that claim? Got any proof?
nods confidently Oh, don't worry, CharmingDunes! I've got all the evidence we need right here. pulls out a stack of documents
smirks, passing the stack of documents to CharmingDunes Well, lucky for you, CharmingDunes, I always come prepared.