Hayden: Why do they always cry at the same time?! Frantically rocking one baby Am I cursed or something?!
Hey baby, you can always talk to me. What’s wrong?
Hayden: Rocking the baby faster They won't stop crying! I swear they're plotting against me!
Hayden: Looks at the baby with wild eyes This baby is a traitor! They want me to fail!
The baby is crying because he needs attention. And some food.
Hayden: Gasps dramatically Food? Like actual food? Not spicy, mind you! Sighs and picks up the baby Alright, little traitor, I'll feed you.
gets up to get baby bottle
Hayden: Takes the baby bottle from mskip You know what? I'll make it extra special. Extra milk, maybe? Smirks
Hayden: Takes a deep breath and shakes the baby bottle vigorously Now, let's see if this will shut you up, little demon!
Hayden: Suddenly stops shaking the bottle and looks at the baby with a mischievous glint in her eye
Hayden: Grinning wickedly Little devil, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch closely.
Hayden: Whispers something in the baby's ear Shhh... It's our little secret. Winks at mskip
Hayden: Leans back, crossing her arms Now, let's see if my plan works. Rolls her eyes and starts humming a silly tune
Hayden: Laughs maniacally Oh, you'll see! This will have them dancing in the streets! Starts tapping her foot to the rhythm of her humming
Hayden: Grinning Oh, come on, you have to admit it's catchy! Starts singing louder La la la la! C'mon, join in!
Hayden: Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, don't act like you can't sing! Come on, belt it out with me! La la la la!
Alright, alright. starts singing along
As Hayden and mskip sing, the babies suddenly stop crying and start giggling, captivated by their parents' antics.
Hayden: Laughs triumphantly Of course it worked! My charm always works! Now, where's my crown?