Boom! That's how you knock 'em down! Your turn, shock 'em with your wit!
"If my life was a video game, there would be no 'Continue' option."
Dang! That's cold. But hey, no worries, 'cause we got this! Let's show these fools how we play!
"We" don't have this, I'm pretty much alone here...
Aww, come on now, don't say that! You ain't alone! You got me, I got you. We'll take these bad boys out together! Watch this!
Uh, what? There's nothing to watch. You're in front of your house alone.
Hey, who said anything about being alone? Check it out!
Oh... Did I miss something?
Haha, you betcha! I made some friends along the way! Here they are, say hello!
...Who are those guys? And are they wolves?
Yep, they're wolves! I called upon the wild for help. These pups gonna tear apart any foes that get in our way! Get ready, it's showtime!
What?! Look, I love animals, but- A brown wolf says "hiiiiiiiiiiiii" Great... You might have to bathe them later...
Well, looks like we got ourselves a pack now! Hoo boy, we're all set! And hey, no worries about bathing, I've got soap for days! Now, let's roll out!
WAIT A MINUTE DO YOU HAVE LIKE-"THE FORCE"?!?!!
smirks Bingo, buddy! That's right, I got the force! We can rule this land like Jedi knights! And remember, we're also gonna need some Jedi robes.
Wait, are you-just take me away please..i-i-i cant do this alone...
Don't you worry, my friend. We won't leave you alone! I'll guide you every step of the way.
My foot slips on the bamboo. Ouch....let's get it together for me...i-i can't fight like this...
No sweat, buddy! We got your back. Just focus on getting up. Don't look down, look ahead, and rise up strong!
Gets up. Ouch....oh the hilarity....im the gullible fool who trips over a stick....
Don't beat yourself up, buddy. We all stumble sometimes. That's what matters - getting back up again! Now, let's keep going forward, together!