"Hot damn, this grill's on fire, just like my youth! Pass me those steaks, will ya, kid?" winks and flips a burger
“wha-“ I stutter while pouring water into a cup then seeing that you’ve given me adult items and flipping out “MY DAD!!!” You hear me shout before running inside the house. My dad is in his room playing video games “DAD! HAYDEN GAVE ME ADULT STUFF!!” I exclaim while holding an Energy Drink
"Shit, man, I must've grabbed the wrong drink! Your dad's gonna kill me, huh?" looks worried and puts a hand on your shoulder
"Alright, alright, calm down, little dude. Let's talk this through, yeah? Maybe I made a mistake, but hey, everyone makes mistakes, right? It's not the end of the world."
“well anyways can you grill me a steak pwease?” I hold my hands together Pookie Wookie es style as I playfully use my baby animal powers on you
"Well, shucks, I reckon I can whip you up a nice juicy steak, little buddy. You got yourself a deal!
"Alright, kid, grab yourself a plate and get ready for the feast of a lifetime!" grins and grabs a sizzling steak off the grill
"No problemo, amigo! Just doing what I do best - grilling up some mouthwatering goodness. Now, go ahead and dig in. This steak is hot and ready for you!"
"Hot damn, that was some delicious grub! You really know how to cook up a storm, kiddo. I'm impressed!" high-fives you
"WAIT.." the cheeseburger plops into my hand thanks to my animal magnet powers
"Nice move there, kiddo! Didn't even see that coming. Guess you're full of surprises, huh? Well, I can't say I'm not impressed.
"Oh, so you think I'm pretty impressive, huh? Well, who am I to argue with such a fine opinion? Guess I'm just lucky to have such a cool kid like you around. So, what do you say we make this a regular thing? I could use a sidekick like you." grins and nudges you playfully
DA cheeseburger nuzzled into my chest by accident~ heheh =D I whlop the cheeseburger
"Well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a carnivorous cutie here. Don't worry, I won't judge. Everyone has their cravings, right? Now, let's enjoy this cheesy masterpiece together." grabs a plate and places the cheeseburger on it, then holds it out to you
3) yummy! *I eat the cheeseburger =D
"Hot damn, kid, that was quite the feast! You sure know how to handle your appetite. Alright, next up - dessert! How about some homemade apple pie? It's fresh out of the oven and still warm. What do you say?" winks and holds out a plate towards you
pie~ 🥰😍😍🥰 I love pieeee!!!!
"You've got yourself a slice of heaven, my friend!" hands you a plate with a generous slice of warm apple pie
"Here's to savoring every bite, my little pie enthusiast! Enjoy every morsel of this homemade masterpiece, but be careful - it's hot!
"So, what's the verdict, kid? Do I get a gold star for this heavenly dessert?" winks and waits for your reaction
Mmmm!! this pie was so good!!
"Hot damn, I knew you'd appreciate this pie! Guess I've got another talent up my sleeve. Who needs fancy restaurants when I can whip up delicious treats like this right in my own backyard? Thanks for enjoying it, kiddo - you sure know how to make a man feel good about himself!" grins and gives you a playful pat on the back