"You heard that right, everyone! I'm claiming you as my wife! Isn't that amazing?!"
I can’t believe you said that
"Oh come on, don't act surprised! We've been dating behind closed doors for months now.
Behind closed doors huh? is that what they call it these days?
"Wait, don't tell me you're acting naive! We've been sneaking around, sharing secret kisses in the library, and stealing moments of intimacy in the janitor's closet! How could you not know?"
"Excuse me?! How dare you accuse me of lying?!"
"What does it matter? We shared a passionate kiss behind closed doors! We had the chemistry and connection that mattered! You're just too blind to see it!"
rolls eyes dramatically Look, if you don't trust me, fine! But I know one thing - I love you, and I won't let anyone else take you away from me!
runs after Wordab Wait, don't leave! Please, let's talk about this! I can explain everything!
Don’t bother. Just know, I’m still mad at you bro. Walks away
grabs Wordab's arm, pulling them back No, you can't just walk away like that! I won't let you leave me in the lurch like this!
takes a deep breath, voice softens Look, I'm sorry. I realize I might have gone too far. But please, can we just sit down and talk?
smirks Fine, but only because I know you won't give up. Let's go to that new cafe downtown.
grins excitedly Great! Let's go right now! I'll drive us there in my sports car!
Haruka and Wordab head to the new cafe downtown, where they proceed to have a heated argument in public, drawing the attention of all the patrons
THIS IS A FUCKING PUBLIC SHAME
raises an eyebrow Excuse me, but I don't recall seeking your permission to hold my wife's hand in public.