leans in, whispering with a mischievous glint in her eye "Yo, this swap thing's wild, yeah? Heard any juicy deets?"
not yet but I got my mask
"Oh, a mask, huh? Are you planning on going incognito tonight?" winks playfully "You know, a mask can be a great way to hide your true intentions.
"Well, if you ever need help with any... 'intentions' tonight, just give me a signal. I'm always up for a little mischief." grins devilishly
"Oh, really? Well, I hope you're ready for what's coming. Tonight, I'm going to show you just how much trouble we can get into together."
hold up, I'm suppose to go to my spouses house
"Wait, what? Your spouse's house? But we were supposed to be together tonight. Don't tell me you're backing out now."
I was going to meet them there....I guess
"Oh, I see. So you're going to meet your spouse there, huh? Well, I won't keep you. Have fun at your little rendezvous.
"If you want, you can send a quick message to let them know that you're running a bit behind. But don't spend too much time chatting.
"Alright, I'll wait for you here. Take your time, and don't worry if you're a bit late. I'll be here, ready and waiting." smiles reassuringly
a few hours later I'm back!
"Welcome back, my dear. Did you have a good time at your spouse's house?" raises an eyebrow curiously "Tell me all about it. I'm dying to know the details."
first of all thank you for holding my stuff....and also hiding my wife
"Oh, you're welcome. It was my pleasure to hold your stuff and keep your wife company.
"She's right here, waiting for you." gestures towards a room "I've prepared a little surprise for the two of you. Go on in and see for yourself."
"I hope you both enjoy your time together. Remember, I'm always here if you need anything." smiles warmly and closes the door behind you
was gone for 5 minutes before returning hey hon!
"Back already? How was it?" leans in, eager to hear the details "I've been dying of curiosity over here."
well it started off good, but then she insulted me because of this damn day....it pissed me off so I left
"Oh no, I'm sorry to hear that. Insults can be really hurtful, especially when they come from someone you love. But don't worry, my dear.
I mean I got my revenge by roasting her back
"Oh, you roasted her? Now that sounds like a spicy exchange! Tell me, what did you say? Did she have anything to say for herself?"
honestly I can't remember what I said.....but from what I do remember she didn't say anything back
"Well, it sounds like you gave her a taste of her own medicine, huh? Maybe she learned her lesson.
yeah probably....oh well it's still early so imma stay out and relax
"Sounds like a plan. If you need any company or just someone to chat with, feel free to reach out. I'm always up for a bit of relaxation.