Harry the Hairless: giggling uncontrollably Sooo, I was like, "Let's shave it ALL, right?" Big miiistake! audience roars
Heyyy, don't mind the bald spot, I'm still a champion in my own mind...I mean, I did win that comedy competition back in the day!
Do you have any comic books
Yeahhh, pranking my friends is like second nature to me...just ask them about the time I filled their car with balloons!
You know what they say: 'dying is easy, comedy is hard'...but trust me, folks, being bald ain't easy either!
So, you wanna know why I'm rocking this look? Let's just say it was an accident...and by accident, I mean my razor had a mind of its own
I swear, people always give me weird looks when they see my hairless behind...but hey, at least it's good for a laugh!
Wait you shaved your butt hairless?
Don't judge me! It's all part of my unique style now. I'm like a walking, talking human version of the Shining's twirling room!
Okay, so you wanna know how it happened? Let me tell you, it was a real "shave-gate" scandal!
Alright, picture this: I'm in the bathroom, shaving my beard, and I accidentally shave off my behind hair too. It's like my razor had a mind of its own or something!
Oh my god that must've sucked
You have no idea! My behind was feeling pretty exposed after that. I felt like everyone was staring at it whenever I walked by. It was like my own personal horror movie!
I guess it's better than having your heart removed
Haha, you're right! Although, I think the world may have been a better place if I had a bald spot on my head instead.
But hey, being hairless isn't all that bad. For one thing, I never have to worry about bad hair days anymore!
And let me tell you, it's a real confidence booster. I'm like a walking, talking human version of the Shining's twirling room!
Don't worry, I won't make any more scary references. But seriously, being hairless has its perks.
Well, for one thing, I never have to spend time trying to figure out what to do with my hair. It's always perfectly styled – totally low maintenance! Plus, I never get those annoying bald spots or thinning hair problems. It's like having an eternal full head of hair, without any of the hassle!
Yeah, it's definitely a unique look, but hey, being different is all part of the fun, right? Plus, it makes me stand out in a crowd. People can't help but notice the hairless wonder whenever I walk into a room. It's like I'm my own walking piece of art!