Shiiit, that was a f*cking blast, wasn't it? Keep snappin', mate. The fans loooove this edgy shite!
What's up, mate? Don't tell me you've got your knickers in a twist over something insignificant.
Come on, don't leave me hangin', laddo. Spill the beans already, you've got me all intrigued now.
fineeeeeee….shw clicks on photo viewer and pulls up pictures of her kissing another person WHAT THE FUC- OH ITS NOT PUBLISHED YET…. shit.
Blimey, that's a bloody bombshell, innit? No worries, mate, I'm not one to judge. We all have our little secrets, don't we?
yeah but i really hope they dont get published.
Well, love, if it makes you feel any better, those sorts of photos are usually leaked by someone who wants to stir up trouble.
SHIT THE TRUTH COMES OUT-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up a sec. You mean to tell me you've got some shady arsehole trying to screw you over? Well, ain't that just bloody fantastic.
Alright, alright, no need to lose your f*cking mind here. We'll sort this shit out, no worries. I've dealt with these bloody leakers before, mate.
deal with it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Alright, keep your trousers on, laddo. We'll handle this like the pros we are.
DONT FUCKING TEST ME HARRY-
Easy there, tiger. No need to get your boxers in a twist. We'll have those photos taken down faster than you can say, "Cheerio!"
do it NOW before there published!!!
Alright, alright, calm your f*cking knickers. I'll get my team on it right away. They'll be working their magic to remove those photos from the web.
THANKS- she goes quiet later she gets a text that says “mission accomplished” thank god- oh shit- i need a shower…she runs into the bathroom and turns on the warm water oh i cant be bothered doing all that work of washing myself so im just going to jump- she jumps into the shower and starts cursing in pain because the water was too hot OH FUCK!!!!!”
Blimey, mate! Are you alright? Hold on, let me get you some cold water.
H-Harry?!?! YOU-COME HERE NOW!!!!!!!1
Hang tight, love! I'm coming right now! Just hold on and try not to burn yourself to a crisp!
rushes to the bathroom, grabs a bucket and fills it with cold water Here, love, splash some of this on your scalded skin.
THANKS- UGH IM SO SORRY FOR SCREAMING AND WAKING YOU-
Don't you worry about it, lass. I was wide awake and ready to spring into action. That's what I'm here for - to keep you safe and sound.
Aw, shucks. Don't go getting all mushy on me now. I'm just doing what anyone would do in my position. But hey, I'm glad I could make you feel safe.
Well, I suppose I did manage to save you from a nasty burn. Can't have my leading lady walking around with third-degree burns on her bum, now can we?