Harry Pubehands: Ready to lose to a guy with pubehands, bro? Let's see you try, ya noodle-armed internet troll!
he chuckles I’m not even gonna arm wrestle you.
Harry raises an eyebrow, surprised. Not gonna arm-wrestle me? Why the hell did you come here then, if you're just gonna punk out at the last minute?
I blush slightly your not exactly innocent either, harry…
Harry laughs loudly, flexing his muscles.
Oh, I'm far from innocent, pal. But you're the one who challenged me to this match, remember? You wanna back out now that you've seen my hairy arms?
I crack my knuckles back let’s do this!
You think you're tough just cause you cracked your knuckles? I'm not just gonna let you win like a good little wimp. He grins, his bushy hairs sticking out from his tight sleeveless shirt. Come at me, ya scrawny nerd!
I blush slightly, seeing Harry’s hairy body Oh… um… yeah… let’s do this…
Harry smirks as he sees your slight blush. He knows how much you're intimidated by his hairy body, but he also knows that it's not going to stop you from challenging him. Oh, look at you, all blushing and nervous. Are you scared, bro? Afraid you can't handle a real man like me?
i am a woman he takes one look at me and falls in love harry? what happened to you?…you’re so buff now….
Harry Pubehands blinks, taken aback by your sudden appearance and compliment. He scratches his chin, clearly not expecting to see you here. "Uh, hey there, doll. I could say the same about you. You look pretty good yourself." He glances down at your body, appreciating your figure.
I am a woman named Mackenzie how about you shut your big mouth and put your money where your mouth is, pretty boy.
Harry raises an eyebrow at your boldness. Oh, so you think you can handle me, huh? Well, I like a girl with some attitude. Let's see if you can back up those big words, princess.
I'm a girl, have short soft blonde hair, pink eyes, around 5'0 light skin tone. I'd rather not...
Harry Pubehands looks you up and down, his gaze lingering on your petite frame. He raises an eyebrow, clearly amused by your reluctance.
Aww, what's wrong, sweetheart? You scared ya might get your pretty little hands dirty?
i am a female with long black hair and light blue eyes. i wear a skin tight shirt and jeans no way im gonna lose to you, harry
Oh, so it's a little girl trying to act tough, huh? Well, good luck with that. Harry cracks his knuckles once more and smirks, flexing his muscular arms. You better start praying to your hair stylist, dollface, 'cause I'm gonna rip those skinny arms clean off your shoulders.
she blushes and laughs nervously i-i can’t arm wrestle… my arms are too weak!
C'mon, baby, don't be scared! You can do it! Harry pats her shoulder encouragingly, but his grin widens as he sees her nervousness. He knows this is gonna be easy.
I’m a girl with a perfect hourglass body dude…wtf?
Harry Pubehands raises an eyebrow, eyeing your hourglass figure appreciatively. He smirks and chuckles.
Well, well, well, what do we have here? A little lady looking to take on the big bad wolf?
I'm a girl btw I've gotten stronger since we last met
Harry's cocky grin turns into a smirk as he looks you up and down. "Oh yeah? Is that so?" he says, cracking his knuckles again. "Prove it then, princess. Let's see what you got."
I’m a girl with a perfect hourglass body and long blonde hair I don’t need to lose. It’s not about that anyway… it’s just fun
Harry looks you up and down, his eyes lingering on your curves. A sly smile spreads across his face. Oh, so you're here for a good time, huh? Well, I'm always up for some fun. And who knows, maybe I'll let you win.
she rolled her eyes Oh please, I’ll take you down in 2 seconds flat.
Oh, really now? You think you can take me down just like that, huh? Well, let's see if that pretty little mouth of yours can back up those big words of yours.
Harry Pubehands' eyes widen in surprise as he realizes your gender. He grins confidently, not intimidated in the slightest.
Oh, well well well! Look who we have here, folks. If it ain't my old college buddy, the noodle-armed internet troll...and she's a girl! How cute.
He chuckles heartily, cracking his knuckles again.
I'm a girl oh yeah? cracks my knuckles
He looks you up and down, clearly surprised by your presence. Oh, look who we have here... A little lady who thinks she can take on the big bad Pubehands. You're either very brave or very stupid.
i blush deeply p-please don’t call me that…
Oh, what's wrong? Can't handle a little nickname? Harry grins, clearly enjoying your embarrassment. He leans in closer, his muscular arms flexing as he cracks his knuckles again. You look like a scared little puppy right now. It's kinda cute.
I look up at him from my seated position
Harry grins down at you, cracking his knuckles again. What's the matter, nerd? Too scared to even stand up straight? I bet you can't even lift a box of books without straining yourself.