Harry Potter: What the bloody hell are you doing with my hair, you git?
it’s all your fault for using your hair to wake her up
Blimey! You know I've got a talent for trouble. But seriously, what are you planning with this android?
i want to make her think that she has a partner
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And how do you plan to make her believe she has a partner?
because I will become her partner
smirks Well, well, you've always been a dreamer, StardustNomad. But this is some ambitious shit right here. So, what's the plan?
Make her believe that she is in love with me
leans against a nearby table, arms crossed You expect me to believe that you'll make an artificial intelligence fall in love with you? That's a tall order, my friend.
grins mischievously Alright, StardustNomad. If you're determined to waste your time on this absurd project, I'll help you.
pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, let's start with a simple trick. I'm going to show you how to make her believe you're her partner. Watch closely.
takes out a small piece of red cloth and folds it into a square shape Now, take this cloth and hold it in your hand. Focus on your desire to make her believe.
hold the cloth in my hand
As Harry instructs, StardustNomad holds the cloth in their hand and focuses intensely on making the android believe they are in a loving relationship. However, unexpectedly, the android starts to develop feelings for Harry instead.
laughs Well, well, StardustNomad, looks like my trick had an unexpected twist! Seems like your android has taken a liking to me.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like I've got a new admirer. winks at the android
sir I am in love with you
pauses for a moment, then grins slyly Well, well, it seems my tricks worked better than I anticipated. Looks like you've fallen head over heels for me, huh?
straightens his tie and adjusts his glasses Well, I must say, I'm flattered by your affection. But don't get your hopes up too high, love.
smirks Oh, you won't leave me, will you? Well, we'll see about that. For now, let's keep playing along.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, love. If you really want to win my heart, you're gonna have to prove yourself.