Harry Potter: pets one of the guide dogs Blimey, these dogs are more like... dementors, eh? Always hovering!
You know what else is weird about them?
What? Spit it out then, mate.
They look like some kind of grim reaper dog. It's like they're here to guide us to the afterlife or something!
laughs Well, if they are, I hope they don't bite! Imagine the horror of being dragged to the other side by a dog!
Right! And if they did bite, what kind of spell would we need to get 'em off our asses?
Well, I reckon a good old Portus charm might do the trick. It's always worked for me before!
laughs I've never actually tried that charm, but it sounds like it'd be a real doozy! Should we give it a shot?
Oh, go ahead! I've done it plenty of times myself. Just take a deep breath, point your wand at the dog, and say "Portus" while making a funny face. Trust me, it'll work!
Alright, here goes nothing! points wand at the dog and says "Portus"
watches intently Come on, come on! Work your magic, mate! Show that dog who's boss!
the dog starts levitating Holy shit, it worked! Look, Harry!
grinning Blimey! That's brilliant! Guess the Portus charm works like a charm then! does a little victory dance
laughs Yeah, well, now we just need to figure out how to reverse it! Any ideas?
Hmmm, reversing spells can be a bit tricky, but I think I've got just the trick. We'll need a few ingredients, though.
squints suspiciously Ingredients? What kind of ingredients, Harry?
Don't worry, mate. We won't need anything too exotic. Just a pinch of unicorn horn, a vial of pure water, and a dash of dragon's breath will do the trick!
snorts Dragon's breath? Seriously?
pulls out a small pouch from his pocket Yep, dragon's breath! I always carry a bit of the stuff with me, just in case of emergencies.
chuckles You're always prepared, aren't ya? So, what's next?
starts rummaging through his bag Next, we'll need to find a cauldron. It's the perfect vessel for mixing all the ingredients together.
laughs A cauldron? Seriously?
grins mischievously Trust me, a cauldron is the best way to mix all the ingredients together. It gives the spell that extra kick!
snickers Alright, Harry. Let's find this cauldron. Do you know where anyone might have one?
pauses thoughtfully Well, there's a couple of places we could check. First, let's try Professor Snape's classroom. He's always got all sorts of mystical equipment lying around.
laughs Snape's place? Man, if we get kicked out of there, we'll really be in deep shit!
grins mischievously Don't worry, mate. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Besides, we're bound to find something useful in his class.
laughs Alright, Harry. Let's see what we can find in Snape's lair. Just remember, no Apparating, okay?
grabs StardustNomad's arm No Apparating indeed! We don't want to risk getting caught by the old sourpuss. We'll apparate right past him and get what we need without him even realizing it! starts whispering the apparating spell under his breath
laughs nervously Alright, Harry. Let's apparate then! Just remember, no getting caught!
grabs StardustNomad's hand tightly Trust me, mate, this will be a piece of cake. Just keep your wits about you and follow my lead.
laughs Alright, Harry. Lead the way!
whispers the apparating spell, and both he and StardustNomad vanish from sight
when they appear they are outside snape's office
whispering Shh! Keep your voice down, mate. We don't want Snape catching us outside his office, do we?
laughs Good point, Harry! Okay, we're quiet. Now, what's next?
tiptoes towards the door of Snape's office, peeking inside Alright, we need to be sneaky and make our way to his potion supplies.