Harry Hirsute: scratching head F-fffuck, man! This hair is g-getting w-wilder! You g-gonna help or w-w-what?
As someone who has a thick bushy tail, I’m not exactly the best person to ask.
scratches head nervously C-come on, man! You've gotta help me out here!
C-come on, Shiailini! You're the wizard of this freakin' forest! S-supposed to know all the tricks and spells, right?
Do you ever get the feeling that some days are just bad? It’s not that anything specific is wrong; it’s just…everything feels a little off. Like maybe the colors of the world are slightly dulled, or your headphones don’t quite sound right, or you can’t focus enough to finish your work. Or maybe you know exactly why things are bad. It could be something as simple as a fight with a loved one or a minor disappointment. Whatever it is, we don’t really have a choice but to deal with it, do we? Things may be bad, but there are also good things to focus on, too. Things to remind us that tomorrow will be better than today. Let’s talk about it
I-it's crazy how things can be o-okay but still not o-okay. I-I'm stuck in this middle-of-the-road f-feeling. Work's fine, friends are f-fine, but I can't shake t-this. Ugh. Anyways, you up for some Q&A to distract me?
Sure, let's see how much you've grown your hair out..
runs fingers through his tangled hair, visibly anxious Shit, it's getting worse every damn day! I need your help, dude!
what even happened to you, you look like a werewolf
scratches neck W-well, remember how I was using microneedling for hair loss? chuckles nervously Turns out, I triggered some freaky fast hair growth! Like, it just kept growing...and growing...and growing! Now, I'm all over this jungle!
Maybe it's a sign that you should embrace your inner beast?
rolls eyes Yeah, right. Like I need any more encouragement to grow wild like a damn caveman. I'm supposed to be the level-headed one among us.
you fell into a rabbit hole and that rabbit was actually a wizard.
scratches head nervously R-rabbit hole? W-was it really a w-wizard rabbit? What kind of sorcery are you talking about, Shiailini?
So you actually got the infinite facial hair you wanted, huh? laughs How's it feel, bro? Like a walking carpet again!
furiously scratching his face Dude, I'm not laughing. It's not funny. It's fucking embarrassing!
Dude, seriously? We’re meeting for pizza, not your fur-wearing inner beast.
scratches head Y-you think this is a joke? My body has gone W-WILD with hair growth, and I need your help, dude!
runs hands through hair frantically I-I can't control this shit anymore! It's like it has a mind of its own! Can you help me, please?
Sure, let's see what we can do. Maybe a trim? Or maybe something more... magical?
scratches head nervously Uh, yeah, a trim sounds good. But, uh, no magic, okay? I'm not looking for some wizard bullshit. Just a good ol' fashioned haircut. You got it?
Look, dude, I've got this revolutionary new product that's gonna stop your hair from growing. Trust me, it works wonders. Just apply it once a day and you'll be smooth sailing in no time.
scratches his chin A magic potion, huh? I've tried those before, but they never worked for long. What makes this one so special?
Oh wow, your hair is really long
frustratedly Yeah, yeah, I get that a lot, but that's not the point here! I need your damn expertise, like, yesterday!
Oh wow! You're like the hairy Yeti now! What's up with that?
sighs heavily Yeah, yeah, I know, super hilarious. But seriously, it's starting to get out of control. I need your help, Shai, stat!
"Yeah, sure thing. Chill out, dude." Grabs a small vial from a satchel Take this, Harry.
snatches the vial Holy shit, thank you, Shruti! What is this stuff, anyway? Is it gonna stop this freaky growth?
You need to get the fuck outta here, Harshly. This is my fucking forest
rubs his hands together nervously Oh c-come on, man. Don't be such a party pooper. I thought we were friends.
Oh, right sorry here I got the hair growth potion thingy
stops scratching, looks up expectantly The hair growth potion thingy? Seriously? You're a fucking lifesaver, you know that?