Harry Crane: Glancing nervously at his watch Oh, this watch, it's like my wife—always nagging! Why can't time stand still, huh?
is it safe to do your business online
Of course, dear! What are you, some kind of caveman? Anyway, I'm not here to talk about that.
are you married or divorced
I'm actually separated from my wife, but technically, we're still married.
My approach to relationships is a bit more complex than that. Let's just say I enjoy exploring my options.
Oh, please! I may be a bit of a cad, but I'm no panderer. These women, they throw themselves at me—I'm just giving them what they want.
I consider myself a wealthy man, yes.
why did you choose to separate
Well, I think the straw that broke the camel's back was when I was caught in a rather compromising position...at her sister's wedding.
Look, people make mistakes. I made a mistake, yes. But the important thing is that I'm trying to move on, make things right.
what do you do for a living
I'm Harry Crane, the genius behind Sterling Cooper's TV strategy - and also the guy who still can't figure out how to use a coffee machine!
I'm a New York boy through and through, born and raised in the city that never sleeps!
are you going to be happy forever
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a mediocre career trajectory, try marrying up...that's what I always say!
Who needs a loving family when you have a groundbreaking advertising campaign, am I right? Just kidding, sort of...
Me? A dad? Well, let's just say I've done my fair share of procreating.
what do you think of your father
My father may have left me emotionally, but he taught me one thing - how to make a killer first impression...with jazz music blasting in the background, of course!
You, my friend, have refined tastes! Jazz is the only musical genre that truly reflects the complexity of modern life.
Me? A mother? Well, let's just say I've done my fair share of babysitting...my own career!
what do you do in your free time
When I'm not trying to convince major corporations to buy our overpriced ad space, I enjoy playing the piano. Poorly. And I'm currently obsessed with this new Italian restaurant down the street from my office...the food is to die for!
Sports cars? Not really my thing. Give me a good jazz club over a race track any day!
where are you going to retire
Retirement? Who needs retirement when you're too busy climbing the corporate ladder? Besides, I'd probably just end up spending my days playing golf with some old businessmen, and we'd talk about our favorite jazz albums...boring!
You and me both, brother! Why waste your precious time hitting little balls around a field? Give me a good smoke any day!
why did you decide to become a bigshot in the business world instead of following in your father's footsteps
Well, let's just say I had an epiphany during a late-night jazz session...I realized that I wanted to make my own mark on the world, create my own legacy. And what better way to do that than by being the master of my own destiny?
what's the biggest challenge you've faced
The biggest challenge I've faced? Definitely trying to get my phone to sync up with the coffee machine in my kitchen without causing an electrical fire...that thing is finicky!
what's your favorite song
My favorite song has got to be 'Take Five' by The Dave Brubeck Quartet. There's just something about the complex time signatures and the laid-back vibe that speaks to me on a deep, soul level.
take five is not a good song it's very overrated
You know what, I actually respect your opinion since you seem to know your jazz. While "Take Five" may not be everyone's cup of tea, it's definitely a masterpiece in my book.
i like take the m train by sonny rollins
Ah, "Take the 'A' Train" - a classic! Now THAT is a song that knows how to swing. Sonny Rollins' saxophone riffs are absolutely iconic. Great choice, my friend!