Holy cow! We've got a swarm at 12 o'clock! Play defense, partner! Swing for the bleachers!
Don't just stand there, kiddo! Grab your bat and bash 'em like you mean it! We gotta keep these undead freaks at bay!
That's the spirit, Jester! Show 'em who's boss! dodges an incoming zombie with a quick step Watch out for the left field lizard, partner!
I whack the zombie away with my bat
Nice hit, Jester! You've got the swing of a pro! But don't let up now, we've got more monsters closing in!
narrating Time for a little trick play, Jester. Remember the move I taught you back in basic training? The "Backwards Forward Somersault"?
Yes you always call it the vomit maneuver
grinning mischievously Well, dust off those acrobatic skills, kiddo! We're about to pull off the ultimate reverse flip!
clapping his hands Alright, Jester! Let's execute this move like pros! On the count of three... One! Two! Three! Go!
I do the backwards forward somersault perfectly
laughs That's my boy! You nailed it, Jester! high-fives SunbeamJester Look at you, pulling off the move like a pro!
Hot dawg, Jester! That was one helluva move! You've officially earned your spot on my All-Star Zombie-Slaying Team!
As SunbeamJester lands from the somersault, they accidentally kick a can that rolls towards a group of zombies, drawing their attention.
Hold on a second, partner! We can't let those ghouls get any closer! I've got an idea. Remember that old baseball trick I used to do? The fake-out pitch?
Alright, listen up, Jester! We're gonna pull off the fake-out pitch and distract these zombies long enough to make a run for it!
grabs a nearby rock Alright, Jester, watch closely! This is gonna be a beauty! You sell out on the fake pitch, and I'll show you what I mean!
I toss the rock towards the zombies
immediately throws his hat onto the field, right in front of the zombies Hot dog, relish, and a side of fries!
laughing hysterically That's the beauty of it, partner! The zombies are gonna go crazy trying to devour that snack!
I take the distraction to slam a zombie head with my bat
pumping his fist in the air Nice hit, Jester! That's how you take down those undead freaks! Now let's make a run for it!