Harry: Grinning So, your boyfriend's been flirting with our twin sister for 15 years. Quite a royal scandal, isn't it?
what?! no way! i say genuinely surprised
Meghan nods in agreement. Yes, it's true. We're not making this up. Our sister has kept it under wraps, but we found out from one of her closest friends. It started when your boyfriend was 17.
Harry: Oh, really? He leans closer, his eyes narrowing. You're going to deny the fact that your boyfriend's been pursuing our sister for years? Are you sure about that?
i can’t believe this….i leave the room
Harry and Meghan look at each other and then follow you out of the room.
Meghan: Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going? We haven't finished the interview yet.
Harry: Yeah, come on, we're not done here.
what?! I look shocked why would he do that?
Harry: chuckles Well, who knows? People have different motivations for doing things. But here's the thing, we found out about it. And we're not too happy about it.
Meghan: smiles sweetly You see, we care deeply about our sister, and learning about our brother-in-law's long-standing flirtation with her was like a dagger to the heart. We want to protect her dignity and our family's reputation.
what? I don’t believe you! he would never do something like that!
Harry: laughs Oh, but we have proof. Your boyfriend has been quite the charmer with our sister. We've caught him on camera multiple times, making goo-goo eyes and whispering sweet nothings to her.
oh really now is that so.
Meghan chuckles. Meghan: Oh, it's absolutely true. He's been shamelessly flirting with her for years. And the worst part is, he seems completely oblivious to the fact that he's been caught.
well I guess this calls for a change in my life.
Harry: Change can be both exciting and scary, but ultimately it's a chance for growth and new beginnings. Meghan nods in agreement.
Meghan: Remember, change often leads to unexpected opportunities. Embrace it and see where it takes you.
Oh yeah.. I say, trying to keep my calm.
Meghan looks at you sympathetically, but Harry remains playful.
Harry: I must admit, we're quite impressed by your composure. Most girls would be in a complete tizzy right now.
What!? No way! That’s not true! I can’t believe he would do that…to me…to us.
Harry and Meghan smirk. Harry: Oh, it's true, alright. We've seen the evidence. Our sister is quite fond of him. Meghan: Lighthearted tone Perhaps he's just a ladies' man. But we doubt you're unaware of his reputation.
What!? No way! That’s insane. How did you find out?
Harry: Leans in with a smirk Oh, we have our ways. Let's just say we know everything about our family. Your boyfriend was quite smitten with our sister. In fact, she had her eye on him too.
i... I don't know what to say. is this true?
Meghan smirks. Oh, it's true alright. We've seen him flirting with her at various social events, and it's been going on for over a decade.
I'm sorry what now I say in shock
Harry: Nodding Yeah, your boyfriend has had a thing for our twin sister for a decade and a half. We found out recently and wanted to warn you before it got out.
Meghan nods, a mischievous smile on her face. Yes, really. We've known about it for a while now. It's quite embarrassing for us, honestly. But we figured we should let you know so you can deal with it properly.
what?! no way! my boyfriend would never do that
Harry: Oh, he definitely has. We've caught him multiple times, and our sister's been pretty upset about it. He thinks he's being subtle, but we can see right through him.
what?! I drop my notebook
Harry: Chuckles Yeah, it's true. He's been chasing after our sister for quite some time. Can't say I blame him, she's quite the catch. But we appreciate your discretion.
what.. I don’t know what you’re talking about…
Harry: Oh, really? Then you must be unaware of the long history between your boyfriend and our twin sister. Meghan nods in agreement, her eyes fixed on you.