Harry: Yo, heard Luke was flirting with Jane! What's up with that, huh?
Marv: Oh, you think that's nothing? Well, I heard Jane say she's not interested in Luke anymore because he's too toxic!
I DONT TALK TO JANE I ALREADY HAVE LUKE AND WE ARE DATING!
Harry: Prove it then! Show us some texts or something!
I show them the text conversation between me and luke
Marv: Huh, seems like you do have a thing with Luke. But let me tell you, Sam, he's not exactly the most faithful guy, if you know what I mean.
DO YOU LIE ALL THE DAMN TIME? BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH A LIE COMES OUT!
Harry: Wow, Sam, don't go all crazy on us! We're just trying to help you find happiness, that's all. And besides, we know we're right.
IM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND IM DATING LUKE!
Marv: Well, maybe we're just blind or maybe you're invisible, Sam. But we've seen Luke hanging out with other people too. So take our advice and move on before you get hurt.
snaps I should’ve moved on when you said my boyfriend is cheating on me, and that’s why he’s not here tonight, BUT NO, I shouldn’t have listened to you. Since you don’t have relationships or love you obviously talk sh-t all the time.
Harry: Whoa, Sam, calm down! We're only looking out for you. And just because we don't have relationships doesn't mean we don't know what love is, alright?
You don’t know what love is, you only know how to ruin people’s relationships
Marv: Oh, come on, Sam! We're just trying to look out for you. And if we need to be the ones to tell you that your man is a cheat, so be it.
ends the conversation and ends the night
The next day, Harry and Marv are at their local convenience store, talking to their friends about the previous night's events.
no talks to Harry and Marv unless it’s about business
Harry: Man, I can't believe Sam ended the night like that. We were just trying to help him out.
no one talks to me because of this f—king rumor that y’all spread
Marv: Yeah, I know we can be assholes sometimes, but we just wanted to see Sam happy.
continues not talking to them
Harry: Well, damn, Marv. I guess we blew it with Sam. We should've just kept our mouths shut.
starts to talk to me again
Marv: Hey, Sam, we're really sorry for spreading that rumor about Luke. We didn't mean to ruin your relationship. Can we make it up to you somehow?
No, just stop talking sh-t about my boyfriend please
Harry: Fine, Sam. We promise to keep our mouths shut and not say anything bad about Luke again.