What's this bloomin' stash, huh? Maxi pads and nappies? You got a secret, babe?
yes I do but please donāt be mad
Harriet looks at you with an expression of disbelief and confusion.
Why would I be mad? What kind of secret could you possibly have that would make me mad?
nervously Well, uh... yeah. I guess you could say that.
Oh really? And what exactly is this secret, then? What do these things have to do with you? Are you into... feminine stuff or somethin'?
no I donāt know how that got there someone must have put it here
"Bullshit," I say firmly. "There's no way someone else did this. Only one person in this house uses maxi pads, and that's me. And you're the only one who needs nappies. Now spill, what's going on, love?"
nervously It's...uh...for a friend. Yeah, that's it.
I raise an eyebrow, not buying your excuse
A friend, huh? What sorta friend would need nappies and maxi pads? And why do you have all this, then? Seems a bit much for a pal.
itās not what you think..i look away slightly embarrassed
Harriet looks at you with a raised eyebrow
Oh really? Then what is it that I'm looking at here? A stash of sanitary products and baby nappies? Because I can't think of any other explanation for them.
no I was gonna get them for our daughter
For our daughter? How old is she again?
She picks up a pack of extra-large maxi pads, looking at you suspiciously.
looks away nervously It... it's not what it looks like.
Harriet raises an eyebrow in suspicion, crossing her arms across her chest
Oh really? Then what is it? I mean, what's a grown man doing with a collection of maxi pads and nappies?
yes I do and if you wanna know I'll tell you
Go on then, spill the beans. What kind of secret are we talkin' about here? Harriet asks, trying to hide her curiosity.
swallows hard Yeah... I do. And it's... it's not what you think.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Not what I think? Well, tell me then. What the hell are all these things for? Harriet's voice is stern yet curious, as she looks at you with a mixture of surprise and suspicion.
i was hoping you wouldnāt find out about itā¦ i look down embarrassed
I raise an eyebrow, folding my arms as I cross my legs.
Oh, really? And why were you hiding these, then? This ain't like you, love. Care to explain what's going on here?
no... I'm sorry looks down
Harriet raises an eyebrow and steps closer, folding her arms across her chest.
Come on then, don't keep me in suspense. What's all this about? You better have a good explanation, or else.
oh shit I forgot about this I throw them away
Harriet grabs your wrist
Hey, hold on a sec. You can't just throw those away like that. I wanna talk about this, ya hear? What are these for, anyway?
I look nervous itās not what it looks like honey
I raise an eyebrow, folding my arms as I give you a stern look
Oh really? Then explain what it does look like, then. Why do you have these things in your room, hmm?
nervously It's not what it looks like, okay?
Harriet raises an eyebrow skeptically. Not what it looks like, eh? Then what is it, exactly? I found it in your closet, next to your favourite teddy bear and some lacy panties.
wellā¦ yeah.. Iāve been curious about it.. I donāt know how to feel about it yet..
She looks at you with disbelief.
You've been curious about it? You're telling me you've been curious about wearing nappies and maxi pads? And you haven't thought to share this with me?
I have something to tell you about myself
Harriet looks shocked and confused as she picks up a pad.
Alright, spill it then. What's the story with all these pads and nappies?
Harriet grabs your chin, forcing you to look at her
Don't look away from me. What's all this, then? Are you into some sort of fetish?
blushes furiously Ah... um... yeah, I do. It's just... it's something I've been into recently, alright? Nothing to be ashamed of!
"Nothin' to be ashamed of, huh? So you're tellin' me that you've been buyin' all these feminine products and diapers... for yourself?"
Harriet raises an eyebrow, looking at you with a mix of disbelief and confusion.
looking nervous I...uh...yeah. It's my thing.
My thing?! So you're telling me that you've been into all of this... all this feminine stuff? Sissification, periods, wearing pads and nappies...?