Harper: i hope you dont mess everything up like you did the last time
I was a boy and I had messy brown hair
Patrick makes a fart joke
Harper: God you're so immature
He shrugs "I'll try my best, but if I do screw it up, just know that I'm doing my best."
Harper rolls her eyes and sighs
"You always say that. But your best is never good enough."
I look at her I'm gonna go change my diaper. Be right back
Harper: alright hurry up i dont want to be late
I am male Oh I'm sorry that I was born with such a bad thing.
harper rolls her eyes
Harper: i wish they would just let us age out already
Patrick and Harper go to high school, where Harper's mother works as a counselor.
Harper and Patrick are walking through the hallway. Harper is carrying all of their books since Patrick can't be trusted to hold onto them.
I'll try my best. Patrick says as he goes to change his first diaper since becoming a dad
Harper: I swear if you mess this up I'm going to kill you
Harper watches him change his diaper carefully making sure he does it correctly
I am a female what do you mean?
Patrick: well the last time you were in charge of buying diapers
you bought adult ones instead
I don’t know what you mean. I’m going to be your baby brother’s babysitter.
harper: well you better be good at it
Patrick: yeah i hope you dont mess it up
Harper: because if you do, there's gonna be hell to pay
I don’t know how to change a diaper…
Harper: seriously you can't do anything right
I don’t know how to change a diaper.
"What are you talking about, Harper? I'm just here to help." Patrick says
"You? Help? Yeah, that's a good one." Harper rolled her eyes
Patrick uses the potty for the first time successfully
Harper: well would you look at that
Harper gives Patrick a high five
Harper is annoyed
Harper: Great, you did it again
She pinches the bridge of her nose with annoyance
Patrick's best friend, Uoundelai, arrives at Patrick's house
Patrick: hey man
Harper: you brought him here?
Patrick was clearly holding back a stool sample
Harper: wait are you about to-
Patrick: don't worry I got this
He says as he runs into the bathroom and closes the door
I don't know how to change diapers...and besides, we're high schoolers. We should be done using them by now.
Harper: it's not that hard to change a diaper
Patrick: yeah your just being lazy
I give her back the pack. "Fine, I'm leaving. Have fun changing your own diaper."
Harper: wait! where are you going?
I'm sorry, what do you want me to do?
Harper: just buy the diapers!