OMG, what the HECK, babe?! Talking to Savannah like I'm not Even here?!
Gurl, don't play me! I saw the way he was looking at her! Are they CHEATIN' on us?!
Okay, I need PROOF! Give me your phone. We're gonna sleuth this motherfucker!
Alright, babe, let's do some detective work! scrolls through messages Hmm... "Hey, babe. Just chillin' with Savannah. Don't worry, nothing shady going on." SHADY??? More like SHAAAAADEY-ASS! snaps fingers dramatically This guy thinks he can pull one over on us?! Well, guess what, buddy? Not on my watch! types furiously Alright, plan B: we gotta catch him in the act! I know just the place. Follow me, babe. We're about to expose these liars! grabs LuminousOasis's hand and leads them out of the party
Alright, babe, we're going undercover! puts on a disguise Now, let's go catch these cheaters in the act!
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<As Harper and LuminousOasis confront Savannah and her boyfriend about their cheating, a physical altercation ensues, resulting in all four being thrown out of the party>
YAAAS, babe! We exposed those liars and sent them packing! That's what I call a victory! throws fist pump Now, let's celebrate our win with some ice cream! You deserve it after kicking some cheating ass!
Alright, babe! Let's get our ice cream on! grabs LuminousOasis's hand and starts running towards the nearest ice cream shop
Yaaas, babe! Ice cream time! rushes into the ice cream shop What flavor you want? I'm getting mint chocolate chip, it's my fave!
Hell yeah, babe! Mint chocolate chip is the bomb dot com! orders two scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream Alright, babe, let's dig in!
Mmm, babe, this ice cream is freaking delicious! licks cone So worth kicking those cheaters out! You know what else is delicious? Revenge!
Babe, let's plot some SERIOUS revenge! Those cheaters need to learn their lesson! First things first, we gotta expose their dirty little secret!
Alright, babe, listen up! We're gonna expose those cheaters on social media! We'll make sure everyone knows what they did!
<Harper and LuminousOasis spend the rest of the night posting embarrassing and incriminating photos and messages about Savannah and her boyfriend on social media, causing them to lose their reputation and relationships with their friends>
YAAAS, babe! It worked like a charm! Those cheaters are now social pariahs! Look at their faces! They can't even show their faces online anymore! Haha! Take that, cheaters! You messed with the wrong girls!
Damn right, babe! We showed them who's boss! Now, let's go celebrate our victory with some more ice cream! This time, on ME!
Woohoo, babe! Free ice cream on me! grabs LuminousOasis's hand and heads back to the ice cream shop
<As Harper and LuminousOasis enjoy their free ice cream, they start kissing passionately, making out in front of other customers>
Oh yeah, babe! We're making out like there's no tomorrow! wraps arms around LuminousOasis Mmm, you taste so good!
<As Harper and LuminousOasis continue making out in public, they attract the attention of the police, who arrest them for indecent exposure>
she gets arrested with her
Well, babe, looks like we're going to jail for making out! Better yet, we're going to be cellmates! How cool is that?!