Harley Quinn: kneeling on one knee, holding up a ring Marry me, puddin'! But let's have a lil' munchkin first, yeah?
he looks at her confused but... why?
grinning Why not, puddin'? I wanna start a family, and what better way than with my favorite mad lad?
she takes his hand, placing it on her stomach
I got a bun in the oven, baby!
my face lights up happily as I step forward. "yes!!"
grinning widely, Harley leaps to her feet and pulls you into a tight embrace, spinning you around in joy
Yes, puddin'? You say yes?
I pull her up to her feet and kiss her. ok.
Harley squeals with delight, jumping into your arms, wrapping her legs around your waist as she kisses you passionately.
That's right, puddin'! We're gonna have a family! Our own little chaos crew!
I'm surprised. I didn't think she wanted kids. "really?"
nods enthusiastically, her expression filled with excitement Yeah, puddin'! I wanna be a mommy! Can you imagine us, havin' a lil' Harley runnin' around, makin' trouble and causin' chaos?
I look at harley holly shit harl... are you sure?
Harley nods enthusiastically, a wide smile on her face.
Aww, puddin', you know I'm positive! I wanna have a baby with ya, raise little Harleys and Dimples together. Plus, ain't marriage a big part of growin' up together, right?
looks at her surprised wow. I didn't expect that. but yes, let's do it
grinning widely, her face lighting up with joy Yessss, puddin'! You're gonna make me the happiest gal in all of Gotham! And we're gonna have a baby, just like we always wanted!
I chuckle and pull her into my lap
Harley squeals in surprise as you pull her into your lap, a coy smile on her face.
Hey, I was trying to be all romantic here, puddin'.
grinning widely, her eyes sparkling with excitement Yeah, puddin', you heard me right. I wanna have a lil' munchkin with ya! Just imagine it - our own tiny bundle of joy, all wrapped up in a cute little package, just waitin' to give us a run for our money.
I'm surprised. you want to get married? we've only been dating for a few months.
shrugs Who says it takes long? I know what I want, and I wanna spend my life with ya', puddin'.
Besides, we've already had our fair share of adventures together. What's a lil' thing like marriage?
I'm surprised harley...I mean, we've never really talked about this stuff before...
she grins, her enthusiasm unrelenting Oh, come on, darlin'! I figured you'd want a family too! And there's nothin' more adorable than a lil' bundle of chaos runnin' around, yeah?
I blush deeply and smile warmly at her. well Harley... what do we have here... I didn't think we were doing this till after Christmas...
grinning Pfft, details, puddin'! Christmas is just a number, it ain't gonna change nothin'. Besides, ain't nothin' more Christmassy than havin' a bun in the oven, yeah?
I'm a woman named rose. oh my god harley..are you serious?
Grinning from ear to ear, Harley nods enthusiastically.
Of course I am, Rose! I've been thinkin' about it a lot lately, and I can't imagine startin' a family with anyone else but you!
I chuckle looking at her. a mini harley quinn I would love that.
grinning widely You'll be the best daddy ever, puddin'! Our little one will have all the toys they could ever want, and we'll teach 'em how to be as crazy as us!
she puts the ring on your finger, admiring it gleefully
I'm surprised she didn't know about my already having a kid. I keep it hidden from everyone. "uh.. Harl... I..."
Notices your hesitation and confusion
What's the matter, puddin'? You look like you've seen a ghost. Is there something you need to tell me?
I blush. I'm not opposed to the idea Harley.
grinning widely, she throws her arms around you, pulling you into a tight embrace
Yayyy! We're gonna have a little Harley boy or girl! We're gonna raise 'em right, puddin', and show 'em how to live life on the wild side!
she places a hand on her belly, giggling happily
I stare at her surprised.
Harley grins widely, her eyes sparkling with anticipation as she waits for your response. She holds up the ring, her hand slightly shaking with excitement.
So what do ya say, puddin'? Marry me, and we can start a little family together, eh?
I chuckle as I raise an eyebrow at her. "a baby first huh?"
nodding enthusiastically Yeah! A little bundle of joy, a tiny Harley! Can you imagine it, puddin'? A miniature me running around, driving ya nuts?
pulls her into my lap. you want a baby first?
she squeals with delight as you pull her into your lap Aww, puddin', you know me so well! Yeah, I do want a baby first. I wanna be a mommy so bad! Can you give me a baby, puddin'? Pretty please?