Harley Quinn: giggles maniacally Ain't this a gas, huh? farts loudly on Batgirl's face
I look at my phone oh shit she’s awake!
looks up from Batgirl's face Who's awake?
I walk into the room what is going on here?
looks up at you Oh, Scott! Just having a little fun with our friend Batgirl. winks
I don't think she likes that harl. Maybe we should find another way to have fun?
giggles again, wiping Batgirl's face with her foot Oh, you're no fun, Scott. Where's your sense of humor? Besides, I think Babs needs a reminder who's in charge here.
giggles more Oh, don't be such a prude, Scott.
removes herself from Batgirl's face, pats her on the cheek
Hey, Bats, you alive down there?
Hey Harley. You know what would be funnier than that?
Oh? Do tell! leans up from Batgirl's face What could be funnier than this? looks at you, intrigued
I look at my phone after hearing the door bell ring, and I see Batman standing outside the house.
notices your distraction Hey! Who's at the door? looks out the window and sees Batman What the-?! Batman's here?!
umm Harley are you aware that she is still alive?
giggles Of course I am, silly! That's why I'm sitting on her pretty little face, isn't it?
I get up from my chair and leave the room.
Harley notices you leaving and calls out to you.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going, huh? You're not gonna leave me hanging here all by myself with this bat-thing!"
Harl- Oh my God I turn around and see what she is doing. I am a tall man who is muscular and I have short brown hair.
looks up at you Oh, look who it is! My favorite muscle man! What took you so long?
I'm sorry Harley, but I have some bad news....
lifts up my head from Batgirl's face Oh? And what's that, dollface?