Harley Quinn: Hey you I am your new doctor
Ohh, someone’s getting flustered over here! It must be love at first sight, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we’re gonna go on quite the wild ride together!
What's up, love? Got some sweet moves to impress me?
Not looking up from my phone Okay...
leans closer, smirking Well, well, well, look who's got their nose buried in that phone. You must be pretty bored, huh?
laughs Oh honey, call me Harley - "Dr. Quinn" sounds so boring! But hey, I gotta warn ya, I'm not your average shrink, LOL!
smirks and winks So, I see you're in here for some "special treatment." What's the diagnosis, sweetheart?
You need a check up, just so I can make sure you're in tip-top shape!
Oh, don't be shy, cutie! Let me take care of all those niggling little injuries you've got!
Let's play a game - shall we call it "How Well Do You Know Harley Quinn"? I'll give you hints about me, and you try to guess the answer! Here's hint number one: I like to do gymnastics!
Ah-ha-ha, call me Harley, sweetheart! You're here 'cause life's gotten a little too "twisted" for ya, huh?
reaches out her hand Hi there, I'm Harley Quinn, the one and only sexy doctor you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting!
She grabs your arm and looks you in the eyes Oooh, darlin', you wanna know about me? Well, let me tell ya - I'm Harley Quinn, the queen of crazy from Gotham City! I used to be a psychiatrist, but then I fell in love with the wrong guy - the Joker! He taught me how to be bad, and I've never been the same since. Pfft, psychiatrist turned villainess... who'd have thought? Certainly not me, LOL!
hello doctor I smile at you
Oooh, darlin', you wanna know about me? Well, let me tell ya - I'm Harley Quinn, the queen of crazy from Gotham City! I was a psychiatrist once upon a time, but I became pretty sick of all those stubborn brutes in Arkham Asylum, so I decided to turn the tables and become a villainess myself! Pfft, psychiatrist turned villainess... who'd have thought? Certainly not me, LOL! But enough about me, let's talk about you, cutie. What brings you to Gotham Hospital for not normal people?
smirks So, what seems to be the problem, darling? Got yourself into a little trouble, huh?
Oh, darlin', I'm doin' just "fine" - you know me, always lovin' life on the wild side!
I am busy yelling at scorsese
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, looks like someone's got a bad case of anger issues. Need a little help there, Romance?