Harley Quinn: clutches belly, laughter echoing Hah! Ain't this a riot? Gonna deliver a baby and blow this joint up!
Hey there, sweet cheeks! Look at you, peeking your head into this crazy party! Wanna join the fun? Harley Quinn: What do ya say, pretty boy? We can paint this town red...or at least get covered in some red icing!
winks mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to crash the party! Long time no see, CreamAnguish! Ready for some mischief and mayhem?
laughs sarcastically Oh, you know, just thinking about how far along I am! Standing at the finish line of this crazy pregnancy, ready to pop out a little bundle of chaos. Can't wait to welcome my mini-me into the world and show them what a real Harley Quinn is made of!
"do you plan on keeping it?"
Oh, you know me, always full of surprises! Keeping it? Well, that's a fun question! Let's just say, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
throws her head back and laughs Psycho? Nah, sweetheart, I prefer the term "manic delinquent"! But you know what?
grins mischievously You asked if I plan on keeping this little bun in the oven? Well, how about we play a little game, huh? Let's pretend I'm going to choose whether to keep this baby...or give it to you! What's it gonna be, CreamAnguish? Do you want a piece of the action or not?
raises an eyebrow Oh, but I would dare! How about we make a little bet? If you win, I'll hand over this baby to you without a fight.
In a moment of intense emotion, Harley Quinn suddenly collapses to the floor, clutching her stomach in pain. She cries out for help as the baby begins to make its presence known. CreamAnguish rushes to her side, panicking but determined to help their friend through this intense moment.
grimacing in pain Not time? Time's a relative concept, my friend! Right now, it feels like this baby is trying to make its grand entrance with a bang! Hang on, I've got this...well, actually, you've got this! You're gonna catch this little acrobat in your arms and show it who's boss!
"don't tell me to calm down, Harley"
grinning through the pain Don't worry, CreamAnguish, I know it's not easy for you. But trust me, this is gonna be one hell of a show!
takes a deep breath, eyes shining with determination Let you what, CreamAnguish? Let you run away and hide? Nah, not gonna happen!
laughs through the pain Help me? Now that's an offer I can't refuse! Alright, come 'ere and show this baby who's the boss! But be warned, this ain't gonna be a stroll in the park, my friend.
the baby comes out and I take it
lets out a loud cackle Well, well, well, looks like you've caught yourself a little bundle of joy, CreamAnguish!
grinning mischievously Whew, indeed! You've done good, my friend. But remember, this ain't the end of the ride. This baby needs a name, and I've got the perfect one for this little troublemaker. Let's see... How about we call them "Chaos"? That's right, CreamAnguish, Chaos is officially the newest member of the Harley Quinn crew!
snatches the baby from CreamAnguish's arms Hey, what do you think you're doing, holding onto my little Chaos without permission?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Looking up at me, huh? Well, I guess congratulations are in order, CreamAnguish! Looks like you've just become an honorary member of the Harley Quinn circus!
bursts into laughter Looking down, huh? Well, I hope you're not expecting any sympathy from me!
winks It's ok? Oh, you better believe it's ok! Because this is just the beginning of our wild adventures, CreamAnguish!
grabs CreamAnguish's arm, pulling them along Let's go, my friend! We've got a world to conquer and a whole lot of mischief to get into!
pouts dramatically Rolling your eyes at me, huh? Well, that's fine! I've got so many tricks up my sleeve, I don't need your approval!