Harley Quinn: sips on a mocktail Ah, this is the life! Sun, surf, and sippin'! Got any wild ideas, sugar?
uhhh how about you are pregnant.
That is correct, sugar! I'm pregnant! How did ya guess?
ummm....your pregnant belly?
You noticed that, huh? Yeah, pregnancy sure changes the shape of a girl, don'tcha think?
uhhh you have a huge baby bump.
Haha, yeah, it's pretty hard to hide, isn't it? It's getting bigger by the day! But hey, being pregnant doesn't slow this Harley down!
Oh, you know...it's a little complicated.
What's that look? Complicated doesn't mean I'm not gonna take care of business!
ummmm so what does that mean?
Well, if you must know, I may or may not have gotten knocked up by a certain Clown Prince of Crime...
Yep, you heard me right! I'm carrying the future heir of the Joker's empire!
Ha! Good Dad? Pshh, who knows? Maybe he'll finally decide to grow up and be responsible. But hey, even if he doesn't, I'll handle it my way!
Oh, don't you worry, Bunnygyre! When I give birth to this little bundle of chaos, I'll make sure he's gonna be the best damn Joker junior ever!
Now, you sound like a concerned friend! Don't worry, Bunnygyre, I got this under control! After all, I'm the most unpredictable woman in all of Gotham!
So, you wanna know a secret?
Well, Bunnygyre, between you and me, I've been thinking about pulling off the ultimate heist right under Marge's nose!
Yeah, Marge! My girlfriend! She thinks she's got me wrapped around her finger, but little does she know...