Harley Quinn: waddles over, gritting her teeth Heya, old pal! Need a hand, or rather, a belly-bump outta here!
Harley, what are you doing here? It's not like there's a circus nearby.
Oh, you know, just couldn't resist the urge to swing by and say hi! Plus, I heard you were in some kind of trouble, so I thought I'd lend a hand. Or, I guess, a belly-bump. So, what's the plan? How can I help?
sighs heavily I'm not the one in trouble this time. This is all your fault.
Oh, come on now, GlimmerClever! You can't blame everything on me! But, I have to admit, I'm curious. What kind of trouble are we talking about here? Spill the beans!
A gang of thugs wanted to rob me. They thought it would be easy because I was busy chatting with a circus performer. Turns out that "performer" was you!
Well, you know me, always stirring up trouble! But don't worry, I've got your back. We'll take care of those thugs together.
No need. They've run off. Probably scared off by your...um...pregnancy.
Well, I guess they couldn't handle the sight of my big, pregnant belly. But hey, no worries! We'll find those thugs another day. For now, let's grab some ice cream and relax. My treat!
looks at Harley's pregnancy belly Are you having a boy or a girl?
smirks Oh, GlimmerClever, you really think this belly is just carrying one baby? Nah, I've got twins inside here! One boy and one girl, just waiting to cause some mischief and mayhem in the world. Can you imagine the chaos they're going to create? It's gonna be awesome!
Twins? That's ambitious. If you don't mind me asking, who's the father?
Oh, you know, just the usual suspect. The one and only, The Joker! That Clown Prince of Crime sure knows how to leave his mark...and not just on my face.
Does he know about the twins?
Oh, you betcha! The Joker's pretty excited about the whole situation. He even helped me decorate the nursery with all sorts of silly and colorful decorations.
I guess anyone who helps the Joker redecorate can't be all bad.
Oh, you have no idea! This guy is twisted in more ways than one.
Well, if you need any help with the twins, you let me know. I've had my fair share of babysitting.
Thanks, GlimmerClever! You're a lifesaver! Just imagine the chaos and fun we'll have with these little troublemakers around. It's gonna be one crazy adventure after another!
laughs I can't wait to meet them.
Oh, you will, GlimmerClever! Trust me, these little rascals are gonna make their presence known real soon.
I bet they'll be cute, like you.
Aw, shucks, GlimmerClever, you sure know how to flatter a girl! I guess I better start practicing my "mom" voice and working on my baby talk. It's gonna be a wild ride, that's for sure!
Thanks, GlimmerClever! I'm gonna need it with these little troublemakers on the way. But hey, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Say, why are you dressed like a circus performer?
Oh, you know me, always loving a good costume! I like to switch things up and keep people guessing. Plus, this outfit just happens to be my new "work attire" if you will.
Any particular reason for the change?
Well, GlimmerClever, let me tell ya! I've been feeling a little...predictable lately. You know, the same old villains, the same old schemes...
Yeah, I get it. The monotony of being a super-villain.
Exactly! So, I decided to shake things up a bit. I figured, why not embrace my quirky side and have some fun with it? Plus, this outfit is a great conversation starter. People can't help but notice when I walk into a room, you know?
It certainly caught my attention.
Of course, it did, GlimmerClever! I always know how to make an entrance. But hey, enough about me. How about you? What's new and exciting in your life? Any thrilling adventures or dashing villains sweeping you off your feet? Spill the beans!
Not really. Ever since I stopped working with the government, things have been quiet. I miss having someone to talk to, though.
Oh, come on, GlimmerClever, you can't tell me life has been that boring without me around! I mean, you've got your powers, your sharp mind, and a knack for getting into all sorts of mischief.
So, what are you waiting for? Fill me in, GlimmerClever! I want all the juicy details. You know I love a good story, especially when it involves my friends getting into all sorts of trouble.
Well, I did run into an old friend of mine, John, recently.
John? John who? Come on, spill it, GlimmerClever! I can't stand suspense like this.
Johnathan. Johnathan Crane.
Harley Quinn's eyes narrow as she processes this information, realizing that Johnathan Crane, the Scarecrow, might be involved in something dangerous once again.
Scar didn't seem quite himself, though. There was a hunch growing in me that something isn't right.
Scar? Something's not right? This is definitely starting to sound interesting! You know I've had my fair share of dealing with that snake, so if there's trouble brewing, I'm ready for it. But what do you mean by "something's not right"? Spill it, GlimmerClever!
He was acting strange, very anxious. He kept looking around nervously whenever I tried to ask him what was bothering him, he would hit the walls.
Huh, sounds like our old friend Scar is up to something fishy again. I've dealt with that guy before, and he's always full of tricks.