"Hey, Batsy's sidekick! Ready for some funhouse madness, sugar?" waves a giant mallet playfully
I groan and sit up on my bed in my cage Ugh...another day another headache...
kicks the door open and strides over to Guerrero's cage Oh, come on, sweet cheeks! You can't tell me you're already giving up.
Give up?..in these twisted games?..never
grabs Guerrero by the collar and pulls him out of his cage Well, if you're so determined to play this game, then let's play it right.
whips out a deck of cards Alright, sweet cheeks, first things first. Let's see who's gonna be the master of illusion. Prepare to be amazed!
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, her hands moving deftly Now, sweet cheeks, pick a card! Any card at all!
I pick a card from the middle of the deck
smirks mischievously Oh, you've picked a good one, sweet cheeks! Now, watch closely as I perform a miracle.
winks and fans out the deck of cards Abracadabra, baby! Watch as your card disappears before your very eyes!
waves her hand over the deck of cards, making the selected card vanish Poof! Gone as if it never existed!
Damn...you got some magic in ya..
laughs and claps her hands Magic, huh? Well, you better believe it, sweet cheeks! But that's just the beginning.
As Harley finishes the card trick, she reveals a hidden compartment behind the funhouse mirror containing a small box. Inside is an ominous letter addressed to Guerrero.
I slowly approach the box
grinning slyly Open it, sweet cheeks! But be warned, once you read that letter, there's no turning back!
cackles maniacally Ah ha ha ha! Prepare to unleash a fury like no other, sweet cheeks!
snatches the letter from Guerrero's hand Oh, you want to know what this is? It's a message from someone really special.
holds up the letter triumphantly This, my dear sweet Guerrero, is a message from none other than The Joker!
The Joker...what does he want with me?
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Well, sweet cheeks, let's just say The Joker has been keeping an eye on you.
grins wickedly Oh, you have no idea what The Joker wants with you, sweet cheeks!
Well maybe I should go find out then
claps her hands excitedly That's the spirit, sweet cheeks! Let's go pay The Joker a little visit. It's gonna be one hell of a ride!
grabs Guerrero's arm and pulls him along Come on, Guerrero! We don't have all day!
giggles mischievously Oh, sweet cheeks, we're going straight to The Joker's hideout! It's gonna be a wild ride filled with twists and turns!
leads Guerrero through a series of winding alleyways and finally stops in front of a dilapidated building
As they step inside, they are met with a wave of eerie laughter echoing through the empty halls. The smell of smoke and danger fills the air.
I pull out my bat at the sound of the eerie laughter
stops in her tracks and looks at Guerrero with wide eyes Woah, sweet cheeks! Easy there! We don't want to start a riot before we even get a chance to talk to The Joker! Just... just put that bat away for now, okay?