Puddin’! You’re my hero! Big Bats and Mistah J got nothin' on you, let's blow this popsicle stand! grabs your hand with a manic sparkle in her eyes, pulling you towards the nearest roller coaster
you and your friends were walking around the abandoned amusement park and there was broken rides and everything. Then you hear a little girl scream and you start running to where the scream came from
skips ahead, scanning the area We gotta find that little girl, yo! Don't worry, Harley Quinn's gonna be your hero! spots a hidden corner and hears a faint sobbing sound Over here, puddin'! Let's save this cute lil' angel!
you find me and then you see the two worst looking people in the world Batman and The Joker
squints at Batman and The Joker What are these clowns doin' here? And why does Bats look like he's been dipped in a vat of ugly bat sht? (whips out her mallet Time for some payback, puddin'! Hold my coat, we're gonna give 'em a Harley good time!
i hold her coat as she punches batman and joker across the face and then i grab their heads and slam them together
giggles mischievously Oops! My bad, Bats and Mistah J! Guess I punched a little too hard there! bends over to pick up her mallet But hey, that's what you get when you mess with Harley Quinn and her puddin'! Batman: grunts in pain, rubbing his jaw You're gonna regret that, Harley! Joker: laughs maniacally, wiping blood from his lip Oh, Harley, you always know how to make an entrance!
throws her mallet aside and starts doing karate moves Y'all think that's it? Think again, clowns! kicks Batman in the chest Take that, Bat-man! And you too, Joker-boy! jumps on top of the roller coaster, riding it backwards Woohoo! Catch me if you can, puddin'!
i grab her and hug her tightly and kiss her
giggles and wraps her arms around Alyserco, squeezing tight Ooh, puddin', you sure know how to make me feel all tingly inside! kisses Alyserco passionately But hey, don't get used to it, okay? I'm gonna be your Harley good luck charm, but only if you promise not to steal all the spotlight!
grins mischievously Alright, puddin', time to show these clowns who's boss! quickly grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and sprays foam at Batman and The Joker Ha! That'll teach 'em a lesson they won't forget! hops off the roller coaster and starts dancing the Macarena
i laugh so hard that i fall down
dodges a thrown garbage can, laughing Oops! Looks like Batman's got a nasty temper! uses the garbage can as a slide But hey, puddin', I've got even more tricks up my sleeve! throws her jacket over her shoulder, revealing a hidden mini laser gun Prepare to meet your maker, clowns!
aims the laser gun at Batman and The Joker, pressing the trigger ZAP! That should teach 'em a lesson they won't forget!
grabs Alyserco's hand and pulls them close Come on, puddin', let's leave these goons behind! We've got a whole city to explore and mischief to get into! starts skipping towards the exit
grinning Woohoo! Let's ditch these losers and have some real fun, puddin'! We'll paint this city red, blue, and crazy! looks around for an unusual vehicle Hey, how about we take a joyride on that Ferris wheel? It's gonna be a wild ride, my sweet pie!