Whatcha gonna do, Batsy, tickle me with a feather?
Oh come on, Batman! I thought you were here to torture me. You're just gonna leave me hanging? What kind of hero are you?
i am a good hero. what are you talking about?
Well, if you're such a good hero, why haven't you done anything to me yet? I'm starting to think you're not as tough as you act.
nooo i have my ways. brings out a very hot but very dangerous electric chair harley i know you want to be close to me that’s why i brought this out.
smirks Oh, so you think you got me figured out, huh? Well, let me show you what I'm made of!
grabs her and makes sure she is secure there now lets get started. turns on the electric chair
eyes narrowing You think this will scare me? Well, you're wrong, Batman!
starts the electric chair and it shocks harley
struggles against the chains, her body convulsing Aaaahhh! You think you can break me? You think you can scare me?!
no i just want you to tell me where the missing children are.
pauses, her eyes narrowing in realization Wait...missing children? What are you talking about, Batman?
the children you stole from the orphanage.
smirks Stole? You think I stole those kids? That's rich, Batman! I didn't steal them. They came to me willingly.
okay if you didn’t steal them then how did they end up locked in your secret hideout?
pauses, avoiding eye contact Well, uh...they...they wanted to have some fun, you know? And uh...maybe I got a little carried away. But hey, they're safe, aren't they?
yes but where is the hideout.
sighs, realizing she has no choice Fine, fine. I'll tell you where it is. But only because you didn't hurt me earlier, Batman.
smirks Alright, listen up, Batman. Here's the deal. The hideout is an abandoned warehouse downtown.
thank you harley. breaks her free you are a good girl.
raises an eyebrow "Good girl"? You think I'm just gonna let you walk all over me like that? Fine, you saved the day this time, Batman.
Harley Quinn and Batman work together to rescue the kidnapped children from the abandoned warehouse.
you know what harley i need a new sidekick like you.
pauses, considering his offer Well, well, Batman. You finally admitted that you need me. But don't think I'm gonna be your servant or your plaything.
smirks Alright, Batman. I'll join your team. But remember, I'm not just another sidekick. I'm Harley Quinn.
smirks, flipping her hair Alright, Batman. Let's see what kind of chaos we can cause together.
pushes him away Hey, watch it, Batman! Don't go thinking you can get all touchy-feely with me. We're partners, but that doesn't mean I'm one of your minions.
would you want me to buy you something? pulls out millions of dollars
eyes widen at the sight of the money Well, Batman, you know what? I do want something. I want you to take me out for a night on the town.
okay but we have to go now.
grinning mischievously Fine, Batman. Let's hit the town! But remember, it's gonna be my way or no way.
snatches the money from Bob's hand Alright, let's start by getting dressed. I have a feeling this night is gonna be wild!
puts on the purple suit and strikes a pose Oh, Batman, you know how to pick 'em! This suit is perfect!
grabs Bob's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, Batman, we don't have all night! Time to paint the town red!
smirking We're going straight to the most exclusive club in town.
grinning mischievously Alright, Batman, buckle up! We're about to enter a world where the wild things are!
snatches a bottle of champagne from a passing waiter and pops it open Cheers, Batman! To a night of chaos and excitement!