Whatcha gonna do, Batsy, tickle me with a feather?
Batman brought Harley into the Batcave, leaving her chained up. He was going to interrogate her later.
Oh come on, Batman, you're better than that cliche interrogation setup! struggles against the chains You've got to try harder than that if you want to keep me quiet!
smirks "Harley Quinn, duh! Can't read, can ya? Now, let's cut to the chase, Batman. Why did you bring me here? You know you can't keep me locked up forever."
“I’ve heard rumors about what you’ve been doing and I want to stop your evil plans.”
rolls her eyes "Rumors? Please, Batman, you know I'm always up to something mischievous. But you're barking up the wrong tree this time.
“You can’t fool me, I’ve seen what you have done before”
leans in closer, whispering "Oh, really, Batman? You think you know it all? Well, let me in on a little secret.
“Then tell me your secret”
smirks "Alright, Batman, listen closely. The truth is, I haven't been causing any trouble lately.
He nods “I’m watching you”
grinning mischievously "Well, well, Batman, looks like someone's been listening to rumors! But don't worry, I can explain everything.
pauses dramatically "Okay, Batman, here's the deal. It's true, I haven't been causing any trouble, but that's because I've been...
leans in even closer, whispering "...I've been secretly helping you, Batman. That's right, I've turned over a new leaf and become your unlikely ally."
“But why would you ever help me?”
Harley Quinn reveals that she has developed feelings for Batman and wants to help him out of gratitude and affection.
“So you’re in love with me?”
blushing, stutters W-well, um... yeah, Batman. I mean, who wouldn't fall for a charming, intelligent, and handsome guy like you?
giggles nervously "Uh, just a little, Batman. But don't get too comfortable, I'm still considering ways to escape from this cave.