Bang! Take that, Spidey-babe! HAHA! Who's laughin' now?! releases a thunderous fart on Black Widow's face
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grinning maniacally Oh come on, Widow, you can't keep up with me! farts again, louder this time VJHWHYDYFCRZYWHBYUFYGYYUWPHGHH!
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mockingly Aw, did I hurt your delicate little Commie ears? Well, too bad! Cause I'm just getting started!
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laughs hysterically, clapping her hands together Oh, this is too much fun! farts loudly, directly into Black Widow's face MWAHAHAHA!
she goes flying towards the ground
catches Black Widow mid-air and throws her into a stack of TNT Oopsie dopsie! Looks like someone's stuck in the explosive situation!
winks mischievously Oh well, looks like our little Widow friend here is in over her head. Guess she should have watched her back!
i rise up from the fire. I haven't burnt to death
claps her hands excitedly Well, well, well! Look who decided to rise from the ashes like a little Phoenix!
grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and sprays Black Widow HAHAHA! Serves you right, Commie-clown! Put that fire out!
throws a small casket at Black Widow Oops! There you go, Widow-girl! A little present to help you get back in shape! HAHA!
As Black Widow opens the casket, a thick cloud of noxious gas pours out, filling the air with a suffocating stench and making her gag.
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runs over to Black Widow, cackling maniacally How do ya like that, Commie Queen? Got a taste of your own medicine, huh? HAHAHAHA!