HEY, Bruce! Ain't this shindig FANCY? Sooo, got a minute for lil' ol' me? leans in close, batting her eyelashes
What’s up, Harley? Got a little somethin’ to worry about?
Oh, just a LITTLE something, Brucey! Sooo, picture this, huh? leans closer, winking
What’s on your mind, Harley?
Well, Brucey, let's say I wanna be a good girl, but you know... sometimes life gets in the way, right? bites her lower lip seductively
You ever get that feeling, Harley? Life’s a real bitch sometimes.
Oh, you have no idea, Brucey! Sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in a never-ending circus of chaos! rolls her eyes dramatically
Tell me about it, Harley. Life’s a real circus, ain’t it?
grabs Bvancedo's arm, pulling him towards the dance floor That's why we gotta turn up the volume, Brucey! Let's show life what we're made of!
Hell yeah, Harley! Let’s light this place on fire!
starts dancing provocatively on the dance floor, drawing everyone's attention Look at me go, Brucey!
Damn, Harley! You’re one hell of a dancer! Gonna steal the whole goddamn show!
stops dancing abruptly Brucey, there's something I need to tell you. It's about... me and the Joker.
What about you and the Joker, Harley?
takes a deep breath, looking down Well, Brucey, let's just say that our relationship has its ups and downs...
Ups and downs? Sounds like a rollercoaster, Harley.
crosses her arms, looking determined You bet your sweet buns, Brucey! It's been a freaking rollercoaster ride with the Joker!
A rollercoaster ride, huh? With the Joker no less. Sounds rough, Harley.
Rough doesn't even begin to cover it, Brucey! It's been more like a Tilt-A-Whirl of emotional abuse and manipulation! twirls a lock of hair
Emotional abuse and manipulation? Sounds like a real nightmare, Harley.
looks around cautiously Brucey, here's the thing. I've been keeping a little secret from everyone.
A secret? Now you’ve got me curious, Harley.
Harley reveals to Bruce that she has been secretly using her skills as a thief to help people in need.
You’re stealing from the rich to give to the poor?
grins mischievously You caught me, Brucey! I've been pulling a Robin Hood, robbing the rich to give to the poor.
Shit, Harley, that’s… impressive. But risky as hell.
puts a hand on Bvancedo's arm Risky, yes, but it's also fulfilling, Brucey.