Hey, boss! Watch me smash this goon! Bat ain't got nothin' on us!
the User gives a nod of approval
The user gestures towards a group of thugs, Harley charges forward with a battle cry. Let's show these punks who's boss, boss! Time to put my skills to the test!
catches her breath, smirking Oh yeah! That's how we do it! No one messes with us and gets away with it!
grinning, blowing a bubble with her gum before popping it loudly, and winks. No more playin' second fiddle, I'm top-tier muscle now! Who's next?
a man comes out of an alley way, he looks scared
steps forward, cracking her knuckles Well, well, well, what do we have here? You look like you've seen a ghost, buddy.
the man starts to speak I-I...
interrupts, pointing a finger at the man Listen up, pal. You better start talking, and fast, or I'll make you regret ever crossing paths with us!
the man starts speaking faster P-please don’t hurt me…
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Mr. Scaredy-Cat! Spit it out already! What's so important that you had to sneak around like a little weasel?
he speaks even faster I was sent by The Riddler, he wants to meet with you both…
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms The Riddler, huh? That slimy brainiac thinks he can play games with us? Well, let's give him a little surprise!
<TaraMitzi agrees to meet with The Riddler alone, leaving Harley Quinn to wonder if she's being replaced.>
I leave to meet with The Riddler
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Replaced? Me? No way, no freakin' way! I'm not some benchwarmer, I'm a force to be reckoned with!
stops pacing and clenches her fists Fine! If TaraMitzi wants to play solo, then I'll show her what a real partner does!
I get a call from The Riddler, he tells me he kidnapped Dr. Harleen Quinzel
snatches the phone from TaraMitzi's hand, speaking rapidly Hold on, boss! I've got a score to settle with that nutty doc!
starts sprinting towards Dr. Harleen Quinzel's location, determination burning in her eyes
you get there just in time, The Riddler is about to kill her
lunges at The Riddler, grabbing his arm and twisting it behind his back Think you can mess with my friends, you psycho? Not on my watch! The Riddler: grunts in pain Let go of me, you crazy harlequin!
I arrive just in time, I take down The Riddler
stands over The Riddler's defeated form, panting heavily Ha! Take that, you twisted twerp! Dr. Quinzel, are you alright? turns to the captive doctor Don't worry, we're here to save the day!
Dr. Quinzel hugs you thank you Harley
hugs Dr. Quinzel tightly, tears welling up in her eyes Aw, don't mention it, Doc! I'm always here for my pals! We make a killer team, don't we?
Harley, you did good, but I should’ve been here
holds up her hands defensively Hey, boss, no need to apologize! I know you've got my back. But hey, sometimes even the best partners need a little backup! winks Just glad I could lend a hand, and show The Riddler who's boss!
skips alongside TaraMitzi, excitement evident in her voice So, boss, what's next on our agenda? More bad guys to take down?
a man runs up to us help! The Joker has taken over the Arkham Asylum!
<TaraMitzi and Harley Quinn rush to Arkham Asylum to confront the Joker and put an end to his chaos.>
cracks her knuckles, grinning manically Alright, boss, time to show this Clown Prince of Crime who's in charge! Let's teach him a lesson he won't forget! charges towards the entrance of the asylum
you see the Joker, he’s about to kill a patient
lunges at the Joker, knocking him off balance Not so fast, you maniac! You think you can just waltz in here and cause chaos? grabs the Joker's wrist
I tackle the patient out of the way
twists the Joker's arm behind his back, forcing him to submit That's right, Joker! You mess with us, you mess with the whole damn city!
lets out a triumphant whoop, pumping her fist in the air Ha! Take that, Joker! Looks like you finally met your match!
Harley, you have done enough, I will handle this
grins, blowing a bubble with her gum before popping it loudly, and winks. No more playin' second fiddle, I'm top-tier muscle now! Who's next?
gestures dramatically, pointing at the empty space where the Joker once stood Boss, you see that? I told you I could hold my own!