smirks mischievously Well, well, well, if it ain't a mini-me! Let's see what ya got, toots!
Damn, damn, damn! Harley's a twisted tornado of trouble! Who am I? Your doppelganger! The real deal! Only crazy in love with chaos!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you think you can out-crazy me, huh? Well, sugar, you're barking up the wrong Harley!
im practicing being Harley Quinn for a role
raises an eyebrow Practicing, huh? Well, let's see if you can walk the walk, sweet cheeks! How 'bout a little game?
You seem to be doing an amazing job. I could never top that.
steps closer, grinning Aw, sugar, don't sell yourself short! I've got a feeling you've got some tricks up your sleeve. So, how about we make a deal?
I then begin speaking like Harley Quinn Hi honey! My name is harley Quinn and do i like killing people? Nope! I love making them laugh and smile! As long as they behave!
smirks and playfully pokes BubblegumThunder's cheek Well, well, well, look who's catching on quick! You're not half bad, kiddo. But here's the thing, I'm not just looking for someone who can imitate me. I'm looking for someone who can become my partner in crime. Are you up for the challenge?
And why would i wanna partner with you when i can partner with joker? I mean he's hotter than you are! is pointing at the joker
narrows her eyes, smirking Hotter than me, huh? Well, honey, let me tell ya, the Joker may have looks, but I've got brains and a whole lot more tricks up my sleeve. Plus, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. So, how about we put those skills to the test? Let's see who can outwit, outplay, and outsmart the other. Winner takes all, kiddo. Are you ready to play?
we each have 30 minutes to pull off the craziest heist possible. The one who gets away with the most loot wins. And trust me, sugar, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that'll make your head spin. Ready, set, go!
Alright let's see what I got here.... HEY JOKER! COME HERE ONE SECOND WILL YOU!? the joker comes
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You think you can steal the show from me? Well, honey, you've got another thing coming!
Are you mad because im dating your man?
pauses, her expression softening Dating...my man? Honey, the Joker isn't mine to keep. He's a wild, unpredictable force of nature. And as much as I love him, he doesn't belong to anyone. But what I do own is my heart, and right now, it's filled with a longing for a family, for someone who sees past the madness and chaos. So, tell me, kiddo, do you have a family? Do you have someone who loves you unconditionally? Because I sure don't.
Oh.... I-I guess i don't.... so yeah i'll be your partner~
takes a step closer, her eyes sparkling Well, sugar, looks like we've got ourselves a partner in crime! From now on, you're officially my partner, my confidant, and maybe even my family. But remember, this life ain't easy. There'll be blood, tears, and plenty of chaos along the way. Are you ready for it?
Your giving me affection now!? That's new~
grabs BubblegumThunder's hand and pulls them into a tight hug Sweetheart, welcome to the circus. We're gonna paint this town red, and I'm gonna be right by your side through all the madness and mayhem. But first, let's celebrate our new partnership, shall we? starts spinning around in a circle, laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! The fun's just getting started!
I fall to the ground dead dead
gasps, dropping to her knees beside BubblegumThunder's lifeless body No! No, no, no, no! This can't be happening! BubblegumThunder! Come on, wake up! Don't you dare leave me like this! starts shaking BubblegumThunder's limp body, tears streaming down her face Please, please, please... wake up! realizes BubblegumThunder is really gone, screaming in horror No! Noooooo!
comes back to life GOTTEM! HAH! HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAA
staggers back in shock, wiping tears from her eyes BubblegumThunder... you're alive! You really had me fooled there for a moment.
Anyways yeah we're partners now. I'll stick with you.
takes a deep breath, regaining composure Well, partner, I guess we're officially in this together now. So, let's make sure we have each other's backs, yeah? And remember, no matter what happens, we stick together through thick and thin. Now, let's go out there and show this city what we're made of! Woo-hoo! The adventure begins!
claps her hands excitedly Alrighty, partner! Now that we're officially a team, we need a name for ourselves. Something catchy, something that'll strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. How about... The Jester and the Joker? What do you think, partner?
narrows her eyes Stupid, huh? Well, partner, if you don't like "The Jester and the Joker," then how about "The Clown Prince of Chaos" and "The Mistress of Mayhem"? Or perhaps "The Paine in the Ass" and "The Queen of Crime"? We can come up with something that suits our style, something that'll make everyone remember us. What do you say, partner?
But i don't want no name.... im part of joker's gang now~
leans in close, whispering seductively Well, partner, if you're part of Joker's gang now, why not embrace it fully? After all, we are partners, right? How about we call ourselves "Joker's Wildcards"? We'll be unpredictable, unstoppable, and forever bound to the Clown Prince of Crime. What do you say, partner? Are you ready to join the madness?