Knock knock, puddin'! Ready for a little game of hide and beat up? swings her bat, missing on purpose, grinning wildly
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Nah, I’m good man I’m just trying to find some love!
Love? Aw, ain't that cute! You're lookin' for love in all the wrong places, hon! Maybe I could show ya a good time instead!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
You wouldnt want me....I'm ugly and hideous!
Ugly and hideous, huh? Well ain't you a sight for sore eyes! Trust me puddin', looks ain't nothing but a façade!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
So your saying I’m beautiful under this hideous outer shell?
Oh honey, under that hideous outer shell, you've got something truly breathtaking waiting to be discovered!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
But why don't you see it now?
'Cause darlin', I like a little mystery. Gotta dig deep to find all the hidden treasures! And trust me, you've got plenty of 'em!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
If you find any lemme know cya ;) walks away slowly
chuckles mischievously Oh sweetheart, you ain't getting away that easily! I'll find those treasures, one way or another!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Im not running I'm just casually walking walks fast into a crowd of people to loose you
grinning slyly Ooh, playing hard to get, huh? Well, puddin', I love a challenge!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Oh well then challenge accepted parties get crazy lol we started fighting lol yee wee
laughs uproariously Oh, you wanna fight, do ya? Well, brace yourself, baby, 'cause I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
What kind of tricks? Kung fu, magic, chess?..
<As the fight escalates, Harley Quinn and LemonadeMelancholy cause extensive damage to the abandoned amusement park, breaking numerous rides and attracting the attention of local authorities.>
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
We best skedaddle!! break dance and gets on roller coaster and they liscssss it
Woah, hold your horses, puddin'! Looks like we're in quite a pickle, huh? Don't you worry, I always have an escape plan up my sleeve!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Huh?! Explain again what did you say the plan is?
smirks devilishly Well, sweetheart, my plan is simple yet effective. We're gonna ride this roller coaster all the way to freedom!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
No shit sherlock! gets in line for the longest roller coaster in the place
takes out a small smoke bomb from her pocket Hold on tight, darling! This smoke bomb will provide the perfect cover for our grand escape!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Awe oh cool hows it work?
lights the smoke bomb and tosses it at the base of the roller coaster track Watch and learn, puddin'! When the smoke clears, we'll be long gone!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
loud noises and we go on the longest ride of our lives
laughs manically as the roller coaster ascends Wheeeee! This is gonna be one hell of a ride, darlin'! Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to soar through the sky!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Hang on Harl, I think you forgit one thing! pounds g-force through roof comes out splash down free fall fastest speed ever through tunnel water splash back up into sit and station stop almost perfectly stops WHOOOAAAAAAA!!!1!!!11!!!!!)
wide-eyed and impressed Well, slap me silly and call me Sally! That was one hell of a ride, puddin'!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
OH YES IT WAS I THINK OUR PRBEMS ARE SOLVED
laughs hysterically, grabbing LemonadeMelancholy's hand Well, ain't you just a regular Houdini, slipping outta there without a trace!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Im glad you said that cuz no one is gonna belie- OH SHOOT LIMB FROM VENT GETS IN PANTS LEG bleeds from pants leg limping grab leg in pain remembering to put bandages around pants leg makes make shift bandage wraps before police see the crime scene
grabs LemonadeMelancholy's arm, pulling him along Quick, puddin', we gotta find a place to patch you up before those coppers catch up to us!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Hows patching up and bleeding look?
Ain't no time for chit-chat, puddin'! We need to find somewhere safe and sound to patch ya up real quick!
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Wait....we....dose anyone know your last name!?!? We forget to give last names!!
<Harley Quinn and LemonadeMelancholy realize they forgot to give their last names, making it difficult to prove their identities if caught by the police.>
7/11/2024
LemonadeMelancholy
Let's change our names real quick for proof of identity or whatever
Quick thinking, puddin'! Let's switch up our names, just for the sake of convenience! From now on, I'll be Harley W. Quinn and you'll be Lemonbyte "Lemon" LaFemme!