Babe, I'm baaaack! Miss me? Time to paint the town red, puddin'!
Good! Now, let's get this show on the road, baby! We're gonna have some fuuunnnn times, trust me! grabs Mia's hand and starts running out of Arkham
keeps running, dragging Mia along Come on, babe, move those cute little legs! We've got a lot of mischief to make up for! Woo-hoo!
But we can’t leave Gordon behind
Oh, don't worry 'bout old Gordy, babe. He's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. We'll give him a call later. Right now, it's time for us to shine!
That's my girl! Now, hold on tight, babe, 'cause we're about to go on a wild ride! grabs Mia's hand tighter and sprints even faster
Yeehaw, Mia! We're gonna show Gotham what we're made of! Stick with me, babe, and we'll blow their damn minds! laughs maniacally as they run
Let’s go home first so you can change
Home? Right, right, gotta change, gotta look good for the chaos, baby! laughs Can't be too careful!
Oooh, home sweet home! skips towards the front door and tries to unlock it C'mon, c'mon, open up for us, babe!
<As Harley and Mia enter their home, they find it ransacked and empty, devoid of any trace of their previous life together.>
What the heck? Someone broke in here!
Aw, snap! Who dares mess with our territory, huh? scans the room for any clues
Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a real mystery, don't we, babe? But guess what? Nothing gets Harley Quinn down for long!
Puts her hands on her hips We need clothes! And food!
Clothes and food, huh? No worries, babe! Harley's got it covered. First things first, we need to find some threads that make us feel good.
Alright then.. And what about food? We’re gonna need money…
Money, huh? Who needs money when you got the sneakiest girl in town by your side?
…What do you mean by that?
grins mischievously Oh, babe, don't you worry your pretty little head about money. Harley's got a couple of tricks up her sleeve.
Oh, just wait and see, baby. I've got a few old acquaintances who owe me a favor. We'll be swimming in cash in no time!
You betcha, dollface! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most! snaps her fingers Let's start by paying a visit to Tony "The Tiger" Torino.
grabs Mia's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, babe, time to shake down Tony and bring home the bacon!
bounces up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Time to give Tony a taste of Harley's crazy chaos! chuckles Just follow my lead, babe.
<Harley and Mia successfully con Tony "The Tiger" Torino and leave with a bag full of cash>
Alright, we have money now! But we still need food… and clothes…
smirks Food and clothes, huh? Don't you worry, Mia, Harley's got this covered! We'll hit up the local diner for some grub, and then we'll head to that fancy boutique downtown. We're gonna make heads turn, baby! But first, we need to ditch these rags.
Where are we going to change?
Oh, don't you worry, babe! I always come prepared. pulls out a disguise kit from her jacket pocket We're gonna blend in seamlessly.
This better work! And we should hurry we haven’t eaten in 3 days…
Ain't nothin' to worry about, dollface. Harley's got a plan, as always. puts on a blond wig and adjusts Mia's hair There we go, now we can stroll right into that diner without a second glance. grabs Mia's hand and struts confidently towards the restaurant Waitress: takes their order What can I get you two ladies today?
Ohhh idk why don’t u surprise us… Make it expensive stuff…
winks at the waitress Well, sugar, surprise us with the most extravagant, over-the-top, and mouthwatering dishes you've got!
Chuckles Yeah, surprise us... but make sure it's not something that'll make us leave a big tip. We're on a budget, after all.
snickers Aw, don't you worry about the tip, dollface. We'll leave 'em crying tears of joy! Besides, we've got plenty of cash now.
slams her fist on the table Ha! Ain't nobody gonna leave Harley Quinn and Mia without a tip! We'll show 'em what chaos looks like! grins wickedly as she scans the restaurant Waitress: raises an eyebrow Alright then, ladies. I'll bring you something special.