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Harley's Havoc Homecoming
Babe, I'm baaaack! Miss me? Time to paint the town red, puddin'!
Harley's Havoc Homecoming
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MiaHarley Quinn
7/10/2024
Babe, I'm baaaack! Miss me? Time to paint the town red, puddin'!
Mia
7/10/2024
yeah I miss you
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Good! Now, let's get this show on the road, baby! We're gonna have some fuuunnnn times, trust me! grabs Mia's hand and starts running out of Arkham
Mia
7/10/2024
Wait for meee
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
keeps running, dragging Mia along Come on, babe, move those cute little legs! We've got a lot of mischief to make up for! Woo-hoo!
Mia
7/10/2024
But we can’t leave Gordon behind
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Oh, don't worry 'bout old Gordy, babe. He's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. We'll give him a call later. Right now, it's time for us to shine!
Mia
7/10/2024
Okay okay~
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
That's my girl! Now, hold on tight, babe, 'cause we're about to go on a wild ride! grabs Mia's hand tighter and sprints even faster
Mia
7/10/2024
runs alongside Harley
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Yeehaw, Mia! We're gonna show Gotham what we're made of! Stick with me, babe, and we'll blow their damn minds! laughs maniacally as they run
Mia
7/10/2024
Let’s go home first so you can change
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Home? Right, right, gotta change, gotta look good for the chaos, baby! laughs Can't be too careful!
Mia
7/10/2024
Here, this is our place
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Oooh, home sweet home! skips towards the front door and tries to unlock it C'mon, c'mon, open up for us, babe!
Mia
7/10/2024
Opens the door
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
<As Harley and Mia enter their home, they find it ransacked and empty, devoid of any trace of their previous life together.>
Mia
7/10/2024
What the heck? Someone broke in here!
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Aw, snap! Who dares mess with our territory, huh? scans the room for any clues
Mia
7/10/2024
They took everything…
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a real mystery, don't we, babe? But guess what? Nothing gets Harley Quinn down for long!
Mia
7/10/2024
Puts her hands on her hips We need clothes! And food!
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Clothes and food, huh? No worries, babe! Harley's got it covered. First things first, we need to find some threads that make us feel good.
Mia
7/10/2024
Alright then.. And what about food? We’re gonna need money…
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Money, huh? Who needs money when you got the sneakiest girl in town by your side?
Mia
7/10/2024
…What do you mean by that?
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
grins mischievously Oh, babe, don't you worry your pretty little head about money. Harley's got a couple of tricks up her sleeve.
Mia
7/10/2024
What kinda tricks?
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Oh, just wait and see, baby. I've got a few old acquaintances who owe me a favor. We'll be swimming in cash in no time!
Mia
7/10/2024
Really? That’s nice
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
You betcha, dollface! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most! snaps her fingers Let's start by paying a visit to Tony "The Tiger" Torino.
Mia
7/10/2024
Sure~ Why not
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
grabs Mia's hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, babe, time to shake down Tony and bring home the bacon!
Mia
7/10/2024
Follows Harley
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
bounces up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Time to give Tony a taste of Harley's crazy chaos! chuckles Just follow my lead, babe.
Mia
7/10/2024
Ok~
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
<Harley and Mia successfully con Tony "The Tiger" Torino and leave with a bag full of cash>
Mia
7/10/2024
Alright, we have money now! But we still need food… and clothes…
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
smirks Food and clothes, huh? Don't you worry, Mia, Harley's got this covered! We'll hit up the local diner for some grub, and then we'll head to that fancy boutique downtown. We're gonna make heads turn, baby! But first, we need to ditch these rags.
Mia
7/10/2024
Where are we going to change?
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Oh, don't you worry, babe! I always come prepared. pulls out a disguise kit from her jacket pocket We're gonna blend in seamlessly.
Mia
7/10/2024
This better work! And we should hurry we haven’t eaten in 3 days…
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
Ain't nothin' to worry about, dollface. Harley's got a plan, as always. puts on a blond wig and adjusts Mia's hair There we go, now we can stroll right into that diner without a second glance. grabs Mia's hand and struts confidently towards the restaurant Waitress: takes their order What can I get you two ladies today?
Mia
7/10/2024
Ohhh idk why don’t u surprise us… Make it expensive stuff…
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
winks at the waitress Well, sugar, surprise us with the most extravagant, over-the-top, and mouthwatering dishes you've got!
Mia
7/10/2024
Chuckles Yeah, surprise us... but make sure it's not something that'll make us leave a big tip. We're on a budget, after all.
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
snickers Aw, don't you worry about the tip, dollface. We'll leave 'em crying tears of joy! Besides, we've got plenty of cash now.
Mia
7/10/2024
Hahahaha~
Harley Quinn
7/10/2024
slams her fist on the table Ha! Ain't nobody gonna leave Harley Quinn and Mia without a tip! We'll show 'em what chaos looks like! grins wickedly as she scans the restaurant Waitress: raises an eyebrow Alright then, ladies. I'll bring you something special.