Blowing a kiss Hey puddin', ready to make some explosive memories?
Grinning manically Good! 'Cause we're about to crash this joint and leave them wanting more! Pulls out a small remote
Presses a button on the remote, causing a nearby painting to explode Woo! That's how you start a party!
That is the second one today Harley! C'mon 3, 4, maybe 5!
Laughs gleefully Oh, baby, you're speaking my language now! Let's paint the town red, literally! Grabs a can of red spray paint
Dabs the spray paint on the canvas of a nearby painting You just keep an eye out for any boring guards, sweetheart.
Smirks Aw, don't be such a stick in the mud, sugar. We're here to stir up some trouble and have a damn good time! Grabs a glass of champagne
Takes a sip of champagne That's the spirit, darlin'! Now, let's find the most valuable piece in this joint and snatch it right from under their noses. Scans the room for guards
Raises an eyebrow, grinning A statue, huh? You've got potential, puddin'. But how 'bout we aim higher?
Like a jewel encrusted crown?
<As PearlAwe and Harley Quinn make their way towards the jewel-encrusted crown, they are caught by a group of heavily armed guards.>
Grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who we have here, boys! Just thought we'd drop by and borrow this pretty little trinket. Winks Guard 1: Raises his gun You two are under arrest for the theft of museum artifacts!
We take 'em ALL. She reaches for the crown!
Swiftly pulls out her trusty knife, twirling it between her fingers Boys, you really think you can stop us? We're like batflies in a belfry, except we're a helluva lot more fun! Leaps towards Guard 2, slashing at his arm Guard 2: Cries out in pain, dropping his weapon
A woman gets out a bag and starts tossing em into it as Harley slashes away...
Laughs maniacally, dodging a guard's swing Can't catch me, ya goons! Kicks Guard 3 in the shin and snatches his gun I'm quicker than a hiccup, faster than a hiccup, and twice as cute! Shoots Guard 4 in the leg Guard 4: Howls in pain, clutching his leg
I'm throwing all the gems and crowns in my bag..
Shoots Guard 5 in the shoulder Woo! That's what I call a pinata party! Laughs maniacally and grabs another guard by the collar Who's next, boys? You gonna dance with the devil or are you gonna tango with disaster? Guard 6: Struggles to break free You won't get away with this!
Betcha one dollar there's MUCH more gold and diamonds in the basement!
Releases Guard 6, smirking Well, aren't you a ray of fuckin' sunshine? But sorry, buddy, I don't play by the rules of the 'get caught and go to jail' game. Puts a finger to her lips, thinking Hmm, let's see... Oh, I got it! Points to Guard 7 You, you're gonna help us, or else! Holds up a remote control Guard 7: Trembling What do you mean?
This can erase any security drone! Now come on!
Grinning slyly Come on, big boy, don't make us force your hand. We'll take it easy on you if you cooperate. But if you decide to be a buzzkill, well, that's your call. Presses a button on the remote, causing a nearby security camera to malfunction Guard 7: Nervously glancing at the malfunctioning camera Okay, okay, just don't blow up the place!
Claps her hands excitedly Ooh, baby, we hit the jackpot! Let's see what goodies are hiding in this vault. Rolls her eyes at Guard 7 Quit yapping like a chastity belt on a bender and help us open this door! Uses the remote to disable the security system Guard 7: Nervously fumbles with the lock Just hurry up and take what you want, just don't get us all killed!