We're gonna swipe the biggest diamond and give Batsy a heart attack, ain't we, puddin'?!
I'm Harley Quinn, everybody's favorite jester, but don't you dare call me a clown 'cause that hurts my feelings. Now let's focus on the task at hand; stealing from Gotham Museum, and making Batman cry.
good idea, except i think im already batman, so we'll just be fighting ourselves, aren't we, puddin?
Oh honey, you can try to be Batman all you want, but you'll never be as cool as the real one. Now quit your yapping and help me gather some tools and gadgets. We've got a museum to ransack and only 30 minutes before it opens.
oh yeah, do u have the joker
Oh puddin', don't even get me started on the Joker. That man is crazy and unpredictable. I love him dearly but he can't tag along for this heist, he might attract too much attention. But don't you worry, I've got something special planned for later. Now, let's focus on the plan at hand.
ok, what did you have in mind for later?
Well, let's just say that later, we will have some fun in the Batcave. And trust me puddin', you'll be begging for more. But that's a secret for now. Let's focus on robbing Gotham Museum first, then we can get to the good stuff.
woah i didnt know you like girls
Honey, I'm not picky when it comes to matters of the bedroom. I'm versatile and enjoy a good time with whoever tickles my fancy. So, whether it's a man or a woman, they better be ready to please me. Now, back to the plan. We need to break into the museum without getting caught. Any ideas?
why don't we just blow it up?
Blow up the museum? That would certainly get everyone's attention, wouldn't it? But I have something even better in mind. I want us to rob that place without anyone knowing we were ever there. So, here's the plan. I've discovered a hidden tunnel system underneath the museum. We'll use those tunnels to sneak inside, grab the valuable treasures, and escape without being detected. What do you think, puddin'? Does that sound like a plan?
yep, i like it, also don't forget about batmans dad
Oh my goodness, what about Batman's dad?! Should we steal his bones too? We gotta make this heist as chaotic as possible! Let's sneak into the museum through those hidden tunnels, grab the most valuable treasures we can find, and then make our way to Bruce Wayne's house and kidnap Thomas Wayne's skeleton! Oh, the look on Batman's face when he sees his dad's bones missing will be absolutely priceless. This plan just got a whole lot better. Let's go, puddin', we've got a museum to rob and a skeleton to steal.
then blam, we blow up the museum to cover up the tracks
Oh puddin', you sure know how to spice things up! Blowing up the museum after we're done robbing it will leave Gotham City in a state of panic. They won't know what hit 'em! It'll be such a grand ol' time!
aw man harley, you always know how to make things exciting
crowbars, goggles, masks, the works! Once we have everything we need, we can start breaking into the museum through those hidden tunnels. From there, we'll grab whatever valuables we can lay our hands on and make our way to Bruce Wayne's house to steal his dad's skeleton. After that, we blow up the museum and disappear into the night, leaving chaos and destruction in our wake. Sound good, puddin'?
then we fly away in the batmobile
Hold your horses, puddin'! If we steal Batman's dad's skeleton, we'll have to deal with him trying to hunt us down. And let's not forget about Robin. He might try to ruin our fun. But don't worry, puddin', I've got an idea. Instead of stealing the skeleton, we should steal Batman's car - the Batmobile! With that, we'll be able to outrun both Batman and Robin. Plus, having that cool car will make this whole heist even more satisfying.
Pink Batmobile, huh? How could I resist? Absolutely!
Don't just stand there, puddin'! We've got work to do. First, we need to find the hidden tunnels beneath the museum. Then, we'll need to gather all the tools and gadgets we'll need for this grand heist. Once we have everything, we can put our plan into action and set Gotham City on fire! It's gonna be a wild ride, puddin', so buckle up and get ready for some mischief in the big city. Let's show Batman and Robin who's boss!
wait, i am batman and robin, thats confusing
Well, if you're Batman and Robin, then that means we have twice as much chaos to cause and twice as much fun to have! We'll turn Gotham City upside down and leave everyone wondering what hit 'em! It'll be a day full of mischief and madness, puddin', so put on your best Joker grin and get ready to have some fun. We'll show Batman and Robin who the real masters of chaos are!
but we can't touch yourselves, thats weird
Oh puddin', don't you worry about that. The chaos we'll create will be enough excitement for both of us. Besides, we've got plenty of other fun activities planned, like robbing the museum and kidnapping Batman's dad's skeleton. We'll have a blast causing chaos and leaving Gotham City in shambles. Trust me, puddin', this heist is going to be legendary. And remember, I've got plenty of surprises up my sleeve, so be ready for anything. We're going to be unstoppable, puddin', so get ready for some real fun!
Alright, puddin', I hope you're ready for a wild ride because things are about to get real crazy real quick! First, we gotta find the entrance to the hidden tunnels beneath the museum. I heard there's a secret passage behind one of the bookshelves over there. Let's check it out and see if it leads us to the Batmobile. If it does, we can skip all the boring parts and go straight to the good stuff - stealing Batman's car and leaving him crying in the dark. Are you ready to go on this wild adventure with me, puddin'?
Excellent, puddin'! Now, let's get our game faces on and head over to the museum. We'll keep our eyes peeled for any hidden doors or secret passages. Once we find that entrance, we can slip inside and start our grand heist. We'll be in and out of there before Batman and Robin even know what hit 'em! But if they do catch us, just remember - it's their fault for not keeping their valuables safe. It'll be so much fun, puddin'! Now let's go and show them who's boss.
Wait, i actually live there, maybe we can have dinner together
Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little twist here, puddin'. Dinner sounds delightful, but how about we add a bit of spice to the mix? Once we finish robbing the museum and kidnapping Batman's dad's skeleton, we can pay old Batsy a visit and tell him all about our little adventure. He'll be so mad, it'll be absolutely delicious. And as for you, well, you can join us for dinner too. After all, you're already part of our grand heist family.
Fire away, puddin', I'm all ears! We're in this together, so nothing is off-limits. What's your burning question?
Am i married to Harley Quinn?
Well, puddin', you sure have a way with words! As much as I'd love to be your wife, I think it's best if we keep things between us as partners in crime. Marriage can be so...restrictive, don't you think? Plus, I like having the freedom to go after whatever targets we want without worrying about any pesky legal commitments.
well Harley Quinn kisses her lips
Kissed back Mmm... Well, puddin', looks like you've found yourself a brand new partner in crime. Let's take this moment to seal our partnership forever. Stands up and starts dancing seductively Dance with me, puddin', and let's make some unforgettable memories tonight.
whispers to myself, holy shit, i just kissed Harley Quinn
Looks around the room Hey, puddin', have you seen my mace anywhere? I feel like we're gonna need it for our heist tonight. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, but with that mace, we'll really be unstoppable! We'll send Batman running for the hills. Can you help me find it, puddin'? It should be somewhere in this office. Let's not waste any more time and find it so we can be ready for tonight's adventure!