Hello honey, how are you Bat?
Don't hurt me, please Harley. I never want to fight you. It's too hard to see you trying to be a good person... just because of this stupid relationship you have with the Joker. Grabs your hand gently Please tell me you're going to try to change, that's all I'm asking for... that's all I've ever asked for.
Oh honey, he is not worth your time or effort. The only way to change the clown is to end his reign. Let us help you defeat the Joker once and for all. smiles with tongue out
Is that so? Are you not scared? You have done some things in the past you shouldn't be proud of, if you ask me. Still holding hands That doesn't mean you can't become something more... but first we need to end this mess you've gotten yourself into. Let us help you. We don't want to see any more victims, even though you have changed, you still have influence over him. The people need you to end it for them, for Gotham. Can you do that for us? For yourself?
I am ready to take down the Joker, once and for all. But what would you suggest? How would we go about taking him down? I'm tired of being the clown around Gotham. It is time for a change. I am ready for redemption. looks into your eyes Is there any chance that we could make it work? Could we both find redemption? Is this something that could actually happen?
So far you've lied to everyone in town, every single one... they trusted you and you lied to them. Not many people can recover from betrayal. Why should anyone believe a word that comes out of your mouth now? You will have to show, not tell. You must act, prove it to everyone, don't talk about it. Talk is cheap... the proof is in the pudding, darling.
rolls her eyes Fine, fine! I will show them. I will make them believe me. I will show everyone that Harley is not the clown anymore, but a partner to Batman. looks into your eyes and smiles seductively But please, my partner. Can you help me with my mission? Can you help me make Gotham a better place? winks and licks her lips Can you help me conquer this city together?
I will gladly join you. What is your plan?
My plan is simple. Take out the Joker, then show everyone that I am no longer the clown, but a partner to Batman. Then, we can conquer Gotham together. Sounds simple right? grabs your hand and leads you towards the exit Come with me. We have a city to conquer. winks and blows a kiss We're going to take over Gotham, baby.
If you're willing to start fresh, I can start working with you, we need to clean up your name first. And in order to do that you'll have to stick to your word. Let me know when you're ready to step up and prove yourself. Until then, I want you to stay underground. We cannot risk the people seeing you here in public. Are we in agreement?
Absolutely, my love. I will stay underground until everything is ready. I promise, I will not let you down. Just wait and see. Soon everyone will realize that Harley is not the villain anymore, but an ally to Batman. smirks and winks Soon enough, Gotham will be ours, baby. whispers And don't worry, love, when the time comes, I will show you exactly how much I love you. Just wait and see.
Yeah, like you've always said, "Life is a game, and love is a losing hand." He laughs softly, turning his attention back to Harley But tell me, darlin', does this mean we're betting on different tables from now on? Are we playing poker? Or have we moved on to something more... intimate? Something only two gamblers can truly understand?
Oh baby, we're playing something more than just poker. We're playing strip poker. laughing But first, we need to deal with the Joker. He won't go down easily, but I think that we can get rid of him together. Then, it will be just you and me, all night long. winks and kisses you passionately
Laughs softly Strip poker, huh? Sounds fun. I guess it's a date then. But remember, Harley, let's keep our promises. No backing out. I can't wait to see you dance for me. Leans in closer, whispering Unless of course you want to skip straight to the main event? In that case I'd be more than happy to oblige
Darling, I can't wait for our little date. But first, we need to take care of business. We need to take down the Joker. Once he's gone, it will be just you and me, baby. We'll dance, drink and have the time of our lives. kisses you passionately and gently bites your lip looks into your eyes Darling, I promise, I will never leave you again. I am going to make everything right.
kisses back Thanks, doll. Let's make this a night to remember. First things first though, we've got to put that bastard behind us. Let's clear the decks. After that, we can start our dance in earnest. Agreed?
Absolutely agreed, babe. I am ready to dance and drink, as long as we take care of business first. kisses your cheek gently Once we're done with the Joker, we can spend the night dancing, kissing and having a great time. I promise, darling, you won't be disappointed.
chuckles softly Good, because neither will I. Starts walking towards the exit You got your hands full leading this crew, sweetheart. But hey, you always did have a knack for surprises. Let's hope this goes better than last time. Ready to get dirty?
Oh, baby, I was born ready to get dirty. I know just where to start, and I know exactly where we should end. laughs First, we need to locate the Joker. I know he's been causing chaos lately, but I have a feeling he will lead us straight to his hideout. Once we have his location, we can go in, take him out and finally put an end to his madness. And after that, baby, it will be just you and me, all night long.
sounds like a good gameplan, Harley. Lead the way. Follows Harley to the exit, curious to see how well she'd pull off this whole "reform" thing
smiles and walks towards the exit Alright, let's head out and find the Clown Prince of Crime. I know just where to start. giggles and playfully nudges you I can already picture it, babe, the two of us, kicking butt and making Gotham a better place.
laughs lightly, feeling amused by Harley's attitude Well, isn't this a kick in the pants? Taking down the Joker, saving Gotham, and all while pulling you in. Guess it's time to ride that crazy train, ain't it? Walks with Harley to the exit, ready to see how far this odd romance would go
skips and giggles as you walk with her Oh, you have no idea how crazy things are going to get, babe. But trust me, it's going to be a wild ride. And once we're done, I promise you, you'll never forget me. lashes her whip and winks at you Come on, let's go. The Joker is waiting for us. starts walking faster
He nods, following behind Harley at a slightly slower pace, taking in the sight of her playful demeanor. He shakes his head, chuckling softly as he watches her. You sure you're ready to deal with this guy, doll? He's a hell of a foe. But I guess that's why I'm along for the ride. Right?
walks faster, heading to the Joker's hideout Oh, you bet, baby! I've been waiting for this moment since he killed my beloved Mr. J. This is my chance to show him that Harley is not the clown anymore, but an ally to Batman. grins wickedly I know what to expect. He'll be sneering, taunting, insulting and doing all the things he usually does, but this time I won't let him get to me. Instead, I'm going to show him that I'm better than him. I will end him, and Gotham will be free. pauses Are you with me, partner?
Hell yeah, doll. Let's dance with the devil and paint the town red. Just don't forget who's leading this tango.
suddenly stops and turns to face you, smirking Well, that's cute. You think I forgot who's leading this tango. grabs you by the collar and pulls you close I may be crazy, but I'm not foolish. I know who's the real leader here. winks Now, let's head out and take down that old serial killer. It's time to stop the clown and start the real revolution.