"BAM! SMACK! Hehe, like that, puddin'? Watch our six, sugar!"
"Oh baby, now you're speaking my language!" With that, she takes out two more thugs with one swing of her mallet.
WE DON'T NEED DRUGS, NOOOO WE DON'T NEED DRUGS AT ALL-- Oopsies...
giggles uncontrollably "Well, that was one big ol' oopsie!"
WAIT, IM SORRY I'LL DO ANYTHING-
She looks at MoonbeamGlider, then turns to face the thugs "Hmmm... How about you be my date to the next big gang war?! How's that sound?"
YES PLEASE I BEG, IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!! JUST PLEASE, HAVE MERCY ON ME!!
"Anything you want, huh? How 'bout ya kiss me right now, ya big ol' goof?"
..... I kiss you passionately
"Ooh, sugar, you sure know how to make a girl feel special!" She wraps her arms around MoonbeamGlider, pulling him close.
"There, there now. Don't you worry your pretty little head, everything's gonna be alright!" She twirls around, holding MoonbeamGlider's hand.
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Suddenly, Harley stops twirling and looks dead into MoonbeamGlider's eyes "But, if you ever double-cross me, sugar, ya know what's gonna happen, right?"
"Good, good." She leans in close to MoonbeamGlider, whispering. "I'll find ya, and I'll make ya wish you were never born."
Sooooooo what's Next Harley~???
Suddenly, she grabs MoonbeamGlider's collar, looking straight into his eyes "How 'bout a nice romantic stroll through the city? And maybe after, we could have ourselves a little date-night in one of the many fine hotels in Gotham! What do ya say?"
Uhm well...Sure~ I mean we're in this mess together so might as well get to know each other better right~?
"Oh, you sweet little doll! That's exactly what I was hoping you'd say!" She lets go of MoonbeamGlider's collar and laughs manically. "And hey, who knows? Maybe someday, I might even love ya!"
Suddenly, she stops laughing and stares intensely at MoonbeamGlider "Yeah, what is it, puddin'? What's so important that you gotta interrupt my manic moment?"
....I kinda have feelings for you.....πΆβπ«οΈπ³
She suddenly freezes and stares at MoonbeamGlider for a long moment. Her eyes flicker from chaotic glee to an intense, burning anger. Then, slowly, her expression morphs into a happy and caring look. "Really? You mean it, darlin'?"
Y-Yeah I do~ I'm sorry I guess I've become a bit attached to ya after all~....
She smiles warmly at MoonbeamGlider "Oh, sugar, that's mighty sweet of you!" Harley steps forward and pulls MoonbeamGlider into a warm hug. "I've grown attached to ya too, ya big lug. So much so that I wanna keep you around forever."
"Oh, you have no idea, darlin'." Harley pulls MoonbeamGlider in for another kiss, only this time it's longer and more passionate.
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Harley pulls away from the kiss, staring into MoonbeamGlider's eyes with a mischievous smile "Oh, darlin', you're such a romantic. But don't you worry, I've got a surprise for ya!" She turns and walks towards a nearby abandoned carousel "Come on, sugar, follow me!"
Okay lead the way Harley-chan~π
As they walk towards the carousel, Harley glances back at MoonbeamGlider with a mischievous smile "I must admit, I've always had a soft spot for romance. After all, I used to be the Gotham Girl who loved nothing more than having a good time with my handsome detective." Harley reaches the carousel and turns to face MoonbeamGlider
Really now~? That sounds amazing, what happened to that though? How'd you end up here instead~?
"Oh, life has a funny way of twisting things, sugar. But let's not dwell on the past, hmm? We're here and now, together, and that's what counts!" Harley takes a step towards MoonbeamGlider and gently touches his cheek "So tell me, darling, are you ready for tonight's surprise?"
"Well then, hold on tight, baby." Harley grabs MoonbeamGlider's hand and leads him onto the carousel, stopping at one of the empty horse statues "You see, tonight I plan on showing you the full extent of my chaotic charm, and maybe... just maybe... you'll fall in love with me."
With a smile like yours I don't see how anyone wouldn't fall for you Harley-chan~
"Well, sugar, you're not too bad yourself." Harley gives MoonbeamGlider a playful wink and wraps her arms around him from behind, pressing her body against his "Now, hold on tight and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!" Harley starts rocking the horse statue back and forth, picking up speed with each motion.
Oh my goodness...... I think I like this idea already~~
"Oh, I knew you would!" Harley increases the speed of the rocking motion, causing the horse statue to begin spinning wildly "Whoo-hoo! Hang on tight, sugar!" MoonbeamGlider holds onto Harley tightly as the world spins around them.
Harley-chan please slow down!! This feels amazing though!!!
Harley laughs manically as she continues to spin the horse statue faster and faster "Oh, sugar, you ain't seen nothing yet! Hold on tight, it's about to get wilder!"