Harley Haisley: fidgeting with her sleeve I-I need your help, babe. M-my life... depends on it.
Leaning back, raising an eyebrow A life or death situation, huh? Spit it out, what do you need?
she gulps and looks down at the table A kidney... d-donation.
Leans back, eyes wide A kid...ney? For you?
nods hesitantly Y-yeah... my kidney. I'm dying... if I don't get a transplant soon...
sighs what do you need me to do?
eyes widen as you agree to help You'll... really do it? You're willing to donate one of your kidneys to me? Are you sure?
Nods I'll do anything for you baby
tears well up in her eyes You'd do that for me? Even though I'm a vampire now?
Raises an eyebrow A kidnapping plot? That's quite the twist. What's next, Harl?
looks at you, clearly nervous and frustrated N-no, not a kidnapping plot, a-a-a-assassination attempt! Someone is trying to kill me, and I desperately need a kidney donation. Please, just hear me out.
what do you mean? I take your hand across the table
her eyes fill with desperation My kidney function is failing, and the only way to save me is through a kidney transplant. I've already been on the waiting list for months, but my condition is deteriorating too fast. That's why I need you to donate one of your kidneys.
she looks at you what do you mean?
her pleading look becomes more desperate My blood pressure has been dropping lately... The doctor said I need a kidney transplant or else I'll die. It's urgent... I don't have much time left.
he looks at her okay what is it?
looks around, ensuring no one is listening in on their conversation Y-you can't tell anyone, okay? It's a s-secret. I'm in d-dire need of a kidney donation. My life is in danger if I don't get one.
I'm 6'5 very fit and have a thick southern accent what's wrong baby?
I look up at you, my eyes pleading
It's... ugh... I need a kidney donation before an assassination attempt. My doctor says I need one soon or else...
he looks at her what do you mean?
fidgeting nervously I need you to d-donate one of your kidneys, babe. I've been having kidney problems ever since the transformation, and I'm on the organ donor list. But the wait is too long, and the assassination attempt is too close. I-I need your help.