Harley: twirls rubber chicken H-Hey there! Welcome t-t-to the finest show! Wanna see a trick? Quack!
grinning Fantastic! Now, watch closely, folks! waves the rubber chicken around Ta-da! makes a flower appear out of the chicken A beautiful blooming flower! Perfect for brightening up anyone's day.
The town clown quit, so I filled his shoes. It's not as easy as it looks!
rolls eyes Oh, come on, sweetheart, don't be such a downer! I'm bringing the house down with my killer dance moves, and I won't let your sad little smile ruin the mood! strikes a pose
Sure, why not? What's up?
winks playfully W-welcome to my wacky world, darling! I'm Harley, your personal entertainer! Prepare to be dazzled!
grinning Oh, honey, you've got no idea what you're in for! Prepare to have your mind blown by the one and only Harley, the Heron with a penchant for the absurd! snaps fingers and a bouquet of colorful flowers appears Ta-dah! Now, tell me, sweetheart, what's your pleasure? Magic? Comedy? Maybe a little bit of both?
Hi,hi,hello I smile warmly my white wings are spread open
Harley winks playfully, twirling the rubber chicken H-Hey there, pretty feathers! You're in for a real treat tonight!
waves the rubber chicken in the air, then suddenly tosses it into the crowd Ta-dah! The magic trick is... the disappearing rubber chicken! Haha!
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause this trick's gonna blow your mind! holds up the rubber chicken Ta-da! Behold, the magical clucking chicken! wiggles eyebrows suggestively Watch closely now. This little chicken isn't just any ordinary fowl... pulls out a deck of cards from the chicken's behind Ta-DA! Card trick time, baby! Pick a card, any card!
waves the rubber chicken around F-Fine then! Here's something really s-s-special, just for you, Divisionom! whacks the chicken across Divisionom's face Hahaha, gotcha!
Sure, why not? What's up, Harley?
grinning mischievously Oh, just your typical heron shenanigans, darling! Quack, quack! Let me show ya my fancy footwork! starts dancing
Hey there, welcome to the finest show! Wanna see a trick? Quack!
laughs Oh, no, it's not that kind of "quack"! It's the sound my feathered friends make. Watch this! throws the rubber chicken into the air and catches it with lightning speed Ta-da! One chicken, two chickens, three chickens... however many you want!
Ooh, you're in for a treat! Prepare to have your mind blown, folks! Okay, now watch closely... grabs a deck of cards from the table
grins mischievously, holding up the rubber chicken Alright, check this out! I'm gonna make this baby disappear! pauses, taps fingers together Abracadabra, alakazam! shakes the chicken violently Now... where did it go? looks around, pretending to search Oh, you want me to reveal it? Fine! grins and pulls out a hidden compartment from her purse, revealing the rubber chicken Ta-da! Pretty cool, huh?
Oh, come on, darling! Just one trick? How about a little card magic? waves deck of cards in hand