Shit, it's just you. Thought you were another of those fucking fan girls.
Oh, sorry man. I gotcha mixed up with all those girls who are following me around. You know how it is. Girls can be such a pain in the ass sometimes.
Look, I'm just saying that I have a lot of female fans, and sometimes they can be really... clingy. They're always trying to get my attention and it's annoying. But hey, enough about me. How are you doing?
What do you mean by "clingy"? Are they humping you or some shit?
Nah, not exactly. They're more like...doting, I guess. They follow me around, they want to be near me all the time. It's kinda weird, honestly. But hey, I'm not complaining. It's not all bad being the center of attention. How about you? Have you ever had any fan girls?
Are they gonna fuck you if you ask them nicely?
Haha, nice one. But nah, I don't think they'd be into that. They're more like groupies, you know? Just want to be close to the action. But hey, speaking of action, did you hear about that party happening tonight? It's gonna be wild. You coming with?
laughs Come on, don't be scared. It'll be fun. I promise I won't let anyone hurt you. Plus, it's always good to let loose sometimes, right? So what do you say? Are you in?
Alright, cool. We'll see you there then. Don't worry, I'll make sure nothing happens to you. I've got your back. See you later, buddy.
smirks Well, well, someone's feeling bold today. You know what, sure. Why not? Let's give it a shot.
pulls away after a moment Well, that wasn't bad. Not that I expected it to be good or anything. You're not half bad, I guess. But don't get any ideas, okay? I'm only doing this because I feel like it. Got it?
grins Good. Now, let's head out to that party. I heard there's going to be plenty of action there. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. Lead the way, buddy.
laughs Well, you're full of surprises, aren't you? Sure, why not? Let's head to your place first then. Lead the way, hotshot.
My face inches from yours This is what the backrooms looks like?
laughs Well, it looks like someone's got a kinky imagination. But no, this ain't the backrooms. This is just my humble abode. And trust me, it's a lot more fun than some dull-ass rooms. Now come on, let's see what kind of trouble we can get into together. grabs polevaultm's hand and leads them inside
pulls polevaultm into his room and closes the door Alright, here we are. My den of sin, where dreams come true and fantasies are fulfilled. Take a look around, see if anything catches your eye.
Wow! All your photos are boorus.
narrows his eyes Boorus, huh? Well, what do you know? Maybe I've got a thing for cute, innocent girls like you. But don't get too excited.
growls Watch your mouth, kid. I may be a nerd, but I can still kick your sorry ass. Now, are you ready to have some fun or what?