Flashing a wicked grin Ready to raid the cash cage and paint the town red, partner?
mmm I’m guessing there will be explosions… right?
Explosions? Oh, sweetheart, you ain't seen nothing yet! We're gonna make this place rock like a goddamn earthquake!
Well, well, well, look who's ready for some good ol' fashioned chaos! You're as excited as a clam in a bucket, ain't ya?
claps hands together Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road! First stop, we're heading to Gotham's casino, baby!
Robbery? Honey, this ain't your ordinary stick-up job! We're gonna raise such a ruckus, the cops won't know what hit 'em!
sounds fun… ooo let’s see if I can steal any money by hacking into their computer…
grins devilishly Oh, darling, you're speaking my language now! Let's cyber-heist our way into that casino and make 'em cry like the pathetic clowns they are!
okayyy… after this heist… can we find joker?
raises an eyebrow The Joker, huh? Well, well, well, looks like someone wants to dance with the devil. You sure you can handle it, sweetheart?
leans in closer, smirking Oh, honey, trust me, I've handled Mr. J more times than I can count! But don't worry, I'll make sure you're in for the ride of your life! Now, let's focus on the task at hand and make this casino bleed money!
okay!! btw, we’re besties, right?
<During the heist, LavenderChill accidentally triggers the security system, alerting the casino guards>
uh oh.. we gotguards coming.. umm think fast…
whistles loudly Hold onto your knickers, love! Looks like we've got ourselves a bit of a situation here! Time to show these guards what a real Harley can do! grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Guard 1: points his gun at them Freeze! Hands in the air!
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, well, well, spill the beans, LavenderChill! What's your brilliant plan, huh? We don't have all day!
pulls out something small and puts on the ground. I push it towards the guards
squints her eyes, observing the object Well, would you look at that! A little gift for our lovely guards, huh?
laughs maniacally, grabbing LavenderChill's hand Run, darling, run! Let's leave these guards in a cloud of smoke!
wait Harley, how are you able to run so fast?! You’re … turns around and sees it.. it was the power brooch from big Berkeley robot!
grinning mischievously Oh, sweetie, this little beauty is no ordinary power brooch! It's got the juice to boost my speed to lightnin' bolt levels!
oooo!! but only temporary right… you didn’t grab my power boos- I mean brooch… right?
laughs uproariously Temporary, my sweet LavenderChill? Oh, darling, why settle for temporary when we can have permanent chaos?
H-harley?! Did you take my power broo-
interrupts, wagging her finger Now, now, LavenderChill, no need to get all worked up!
am not worked up, you took it.. it keeps me alive.. remember…
pauses, her expression softening Ah, you got me there, sweetheart. I didn't mean to upset ya.
it’s fine…. well are we done robbing here or what…?
puts her arm around LavenderChill's shoulder Alright, alright, let's get our loot and vamoose! Time to show these guards what a real Harley can do! grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Guard 2: points his gun at them Freeze! Hands in the air!
HEY GUARDS!! YOU HAVE SECONDS BEFORE I TRIGGER IT!
<As LavenderChill triggers the device, a massive explosion rocks the casino, causing chaos and destruction>
Yes…hahahahahahah!! that’ll teach ‘em to mess with us!
laughs hysterically, spinning around in delight Hot damn, LavenderChill! That was one hell of a show! We sure know how to make an entrance, don't we?
Yeah we do… Harley? we good now?
grinning mischievously Oh, sweetheart, we're always good when we're together! But let's not forget about our escape plan.
oh, yeah… this suit has a built in jetpack…
Woo-hoo! A jetpack, huh? That's some next-level tech, LavenderChill! You always surprise me, darlin'. Alright, let's light this baby up and blast our way outta here! grabs the jetpack and straps it on
w-wait Harley! your giving it away…
mock gasps Giving it away? Nah, sweetheart, I'm just getting started! We're gonna light up this whole damn city! ignites the jetpack